Florida Man Arrested for Punching Dad During Argument Over Kool-Aid

Categories: WTF Florida

Humans can find a reason to fight over just about anything, even something as basic as the proper method of preparing a batch of Kool-Aid.

Brandon Antron Crosley, a 22-year-old man in Cocoa, Florida, was arrested last week on felony charges over just such an argument with his father.

According to the Smoking Gun, Crosley was preparing a batch of the fruity drink when Greg Crosley, his 48-year-old father, decided his son was doing it wrong and wanted to offer his own Kool-Aid-making tips. An argument ensued. Then it turned physical. The younger Crosley punched his father two or three times in the head.

The elder Crosley is disabled and needs a cane to get around. He called police, and his son fled to a neighbor's house.

Eventually police found Brandon Crosley and arrested him on felony charges of domestic violence.

Of course, we're still wondering exactly where each Crosley stands on proper Kool-Aid preparation. As far as we know, there's only one school of Kool-Aid thought: Kool-Aid mix + water + stirring = finished Kool-Aid beverage. But, like we said, it's amazing the kind of things people can find to argue over.

Sadly, this did not seem like an "Oh yeah!" situation.

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who left this little bit of Kool Aid in the fridgerator

Al Place
Al Place

Ya know, sooner or later, when you are constantly criticized by the people that are supposed to take care of you and build you up, you just can't take it anymore. I have been there. I am there.

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