Jimmy Kimmel Tests Miami With Bogus Heat Questions, Miami Fails

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Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" travels the nation, asking bullshit questions to our least knowledgeable residents so we can all point and laugh at them. Last night, the crew came to Miami to ask Heat fans about topics like backup point guard MuShu Pork, three-point shooter Lando Calrissian, and of course LeBron James' ability to play through a "bruised vulva."

Miami did not fare well. But before Heat-hating nation jumps on the video as ultimate proof of our overflowing bandwagon, we've got some bones to pick with the "Lie Witness News" crew.

Notice any problems with that picture? OK, other than the shirtless dude who waxed poetically about the Heat's ability to shut down San Antonio bench player Darius Beefaghetti.

That's right, other than one dude cherry picked outside AA Areana, all these "Heat fans" were taped on Ocean Drive. OCEAN DRIVE. There about as many native, actual Miamians on Ocean Drive as there are in downtown Tulsa.

But Jimmy Kimmel has definitively proved that tourists wandering around Ocean Drive don't know much about the NBA or the Miami Heat and should probably brush up on their Star Wars trivia, so there's that.

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MiamiMediaWatch
MiamiMediaWatch

LeBronny did say he was taking his talents to "South Beach" so Ocean Drive is fair game!

MiamiMediaWatch
MiamiMediaWatch

LeBronny did say he was taking his talents to "South Beach" so Ocean Drive is fair game!

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” 

 George Carlin the Prophet.

Mario Mcfly
Mario Mcfly

After last night most of them are jumping of the wagon!

Juan Leal
Juan Leal

Librarius Booker is gonna get a ring!

Gomez Christian
Gomez Christian

that jimmy kimmel shit is fake, they actually ask them a legit question which they answer right and do editing afterwards to sound like they answered wrong, fuck this shit

D.f. Basora
D.f. Basora

Joe Sanchez said it best. I know someone who never goes to a game all season long but because her husband gets good tix goes to playoff games just so she can say she was there. Ask her what a fg is or a 24 sec violation and she's lost

Fernando Lao Jr.
Fernando Lao Jr.

I'm not the only nerd who would've heard him ask about Lando Calrissian and would've said something like 'they may win if he doesn't betray the team like he did in Star Wars' am I?

Joe Sanchez
Joe Sanchez

Half the people in those seats don't know much about basketball let alone the Heat. It's their wallets that allow them in the game. It's a social badge for them. You think the middle finger lady has any idea what a triple double or flagrant foul are? Bitch please! Jimmy Kimmel can suck it! Lets go Heat!

Cary Gonzalez
Cary Gonzalez

These are bandwagon fans who've hopped on The Heat love train during the playoffs and didn't watch a single game the entire season.

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