Second-Half Run Sparks Heat's 104-83 Win Over Spurs in Game Two

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Tiago Splitter rose up full-throttle, mean-mugged and toting bad intentions and a handful of basketball, and just then, LeBron James screamed, "You DO NOT collect $200, and you DO NOT PASS TIA-GO!" The play was key in a 30-5 run that made you slap yo mama and helped the Miami Heat even the NBA Finals at one game apiece. The team now heads to San Antonio, making you feeling like you better ask somebody if you had any doubt as to whether this Miami Heat team would be heard from in this series. The Miami Basketball Heat are officially once again a problem out here.

LeBron started out playing like your grandpa drives, hitting just two of his first 12 attempts from the floor. Then he held all of our hands at once, and South Florida collectively had the world's longest synchronized orgasm, as a family, like before Mom and Dad started fighting all the time. He would finish with 17 points, eight rebounds, seven assists, three steals, two blocks, and one 6'11" Brazillian guy's self-esteem and social security number.

Before LeBron James was so mean to the Spurs for the worst six minutes of their lives, the story of the game was Mario Chalmers. Yes, Mario Chalmers. Chalmers was doing that thing where he plays like a 1999 Sisqo beach music video and we all look at each other like someone just released a silent but deadly fart, finishing with 19 points on 6-12 shooting and NO TURNOVERS. Beyond the offense, Chalmers helped hold Tony Parker to just 13 points while committing five turnovers, one more than the entire Spurs team committed in the first game. Once again, Chalmers played his best basketball when it mattered most.

Early in the game, it was Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh keeping the Heat in the game, and even in the lead at times with LeBron having his worst game in recent memory. Wade and Bosh finished a combined 11-23 from the floor, with Bosh pulling down a rare double-double with 12 points and ten rebounds. Wade finished with just ten points, but it felt like a lot more because his shots seemed to come at critical times where the game's momentum was in flux.

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Danny Diaz
Danny Diaz

I don't know how Miami finds that extra gear but they blow teams out and bad too. This is going to be a great series, the Spurs are a worth opponent. Lets go HEAT!!!

Cary Gonzalez
Cary Gonzalez

I think all Heat fans everywhere should take a moment of silence today to bow to the awesomeness of Lebron James and thank whatever deity you believe in for Lebron's existence....

Holger Werner
Holger Werner

Good luck with that Peter Traini, we only need 1 out of 3 to come back Home. And Lebron will make sure that the Spurs won´t win on his Homecourt again ;-)

Peter Traini
Peter Traini

and thats fine,,all that matters is spurs needed a split in miami,,when they mean business [like on thursday] they get it

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