Air Force Flying 24 Tons of Cocaine to Miami Because Costa Rica Can't Destroy It On Its Own

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Costa Rica has nearly 24 tons of pure, uncut cocaine sitting around that the country can't possibly take care of all on its own, so it's inviting its good friend Miami to help out.

Yes, today the U.S. Air Force is transporting 24 pounds of nose candy to Miami, where it will ultimately be destroyed.

According to the Costa Rica Star, Costa Rican officials seized the coke through more than two years of work. Coke often travels through there from places like Colombia and Bolivia to its final destination of the United States.

Though Costa Rica has the ability to seize so much nose candy, it doesn't have the capacity to destroy it all on its own. So the nearly 24 tons of coke are being transported to Miami by the Air Force.

Members of Costa Rica's Ministry of Public Safety, the Superior Council of the Republic, the Third Chamber of Justice, the Presidency of the Courts, and a judge will all be aboard the plan as it makes the trip. The country's consul general in Miami will meet them to ensure the coke is destroyed.

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Kzm Ufc
Kzm Ufc

Sooooo THAT'S what they call it now!! CArtels are WINNING!!

hnlterry
hnlterry

The San Jose Costa Rica paper Tico Times had a great picture of the Southern Air Transport C-123 stuck in the mud at the "new National Park" in the far NW part of the country.  Irangate was heavily covered early in Costa Rica.  The safest shipping container is a steel aircraft brake container with the air pumped out.  Dope dogs never discover coke. 

hnlterry
hnlterry

The San Jose Costa Rica paper Tico Times had a great picture of the Southern Air Transport C-123 stuck in the mud at the "new National Park" in the far NW part of the country.  Irangate was heavily covered early in Costa Rica.  The safest shipping container is a steel aircraft brake container with the air pumped out.  Dope dogs never discover coke. 

Seán Schauseil
Seán Schauseil

They'll circle the runway for days!!! Takes forever to come down sometimes

Hermann Wiehls
Hermann Wiehls

It started as tonds, then pounds, by the time it gets here it'll be an 8-ball!

Carl Snyder
Carl Snyder

Just drop it over Miami. - deja vu the 80's!

Wendell Roundtree Sr.
Wendell Roundtree Sr.

The Air Force is flying 24 tons of dust to Miami...LOL...good luck with 24 tons making it here.

Yatham Jeevaratnam
Yatham Jeevaratnam

We do not want the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh ideology to rule in India why people says people wants unity do not want divide We do not want the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh ideology to rule in India why people says this people wants unity do not want divide what Modi sabh ideology it is Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh ideology divide rule from मनुधर्मंसस्त्र जो बरसो पुराने गुजरे उए अज दुनिया एकता में है सधी संत में world wide unity not India wide Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh ideology divide rule बरसो पुराने मनुधर्मंसस्त्र में भारत को दकालना चाहता है

Sebastian Barbagallo
Sebastian Barbagallo

I bet the 20 tons travel with no problems, t15 tons arrive safely, the ten tons get burned, so we can get rid of the 5 tons of poison

Jesus Diaz
Jesus Diaz

Hahahaha....what can I say Adry Schmadry .... they found the stash!!

Anastasia Biltmore
Anastasia Biltmore

In other news, all fast food restaurants in Miami-Dade report all their straws are gone.

Johnny Sterlin
Johnny Sterlin

Now this is some funny story. That ( Nose candy ) correlation , although, insensitive to some , was hilarious ...

johnny52conga
johnny52conga

and who is watching these guys???.....what a party on the plane their gonna have!...Now the Pentagon is delivering drugs to Miami....what a joke on us!.. ...Costa Rica never heard of  FIRE!????... It's what we use....

johnny52conga
johnny52conga

and who is watching these guys???.....what a party on the plane their gonna have!...Now the Pentagon is delivering drugs to Miami....what a joke on us!.. ...Costa Rica never heard of  FIRE!????... It's what we use....

OhGee Mack
OhGee Mack

It'll get destroyed in about 2 days in Miami

Live Bee Removal
Live Bee Removal

no dicky they cant do that the volcano will get high and fuck everyone up

Karina Trovato
Karina Trovato

"nose candy"?! Just lost "tons" of respect for your paper.

Leon Heflin
Leon Heflin

wow....they used to just sneak it in unannounced.

Xoo Toth
Xoo Toth

by the time it gets to the location were it is to be destroyed a few tons will be missing and no one will know what happened to it.

Johnny Conga
Johnny Conga

Just what Miami needs, MORE COKE!...hahahahahaha..and Costa Rica never heard of FIRE?....we burn it here...they cant burn it there?...something is wrong in the kingdom!...

Diego L. Naranjo
Diego L. Naranjo

Just fucking bizarro! Using our tax dollars to burn other people's dope. Nuts.

Jacob Marek
Jacob Marek

This is like entrusting a fat person to throw away a ginormous cake.

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