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Carlos Danger Is Real, and He's a Psychiatrist in Miami

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Anthony Weiner, AKA "Carlos Danger"
Thanks to Anthony Weiner's inhuman drive to keep sexy talking ladies online, Carlos Danger has ruled Twitter this afternoon. Based on screen caps posted to the Dirty -- and partially confirmed in a statement from the ex-congressman -- "Carlos Danger" was the hilariously dashing pseudonym he used in his latest online exploits.

Too bad for Dr. Carlos Danger. He's a real dude who really lives in Miami, practices psychiatry, and probably never envisioned himself at the center of a national political sex scandal.

The real Dr. Danger -- who hopefully at least considered a career building giant, evil laser devices in a hollowed-out mountain somewhere before settling on psychiatry -- operates a Coral Gables clinic called Innova Clinical Trials.

Danger, who graduated from the University of Miami in 2001 and did his residency until 2005 at Jackson Memorial, didn't return Riptide's call to discuss Weiner's misuse of his good name.

Riptide also called Charlie Danger, director of Miami-Dade County's Building Department, hoping he might have a thing or two to say to Weiner about his pseudonym choices. Charlie Danger didn't bite either, but his spokesman did confirm that Carlos is his son.

Hopefully when Weiner takes the stage at his news conference this afternoon to discuss the latest sexting allegations, he'll offer a heartfelt apology not only to his family, friends, and the people of New York but also to a lone Miami psychiatrist (and maybe James Bond villain) whose name he's scarred forever.

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12 comments
drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

what a weeiner

Why would anyone vote for that weenie Anthony Weiner?

charlie.danger
charlie.danger

Oh. My name is Charlie Danger. The only others I've heard of so far are are a mayor somewhere who exposed himself on a bus and a rapper who is presumably using a pseudonym in New York. Maybe we should start a club...

Joseph R Carreiro Sr
Joseph R Carreiro Sr

A friend of mine is named Carlos. But I know he is no danger. I wonder if the guy in the photo is. Think. Maybe a danger to politics.This is a trust issue and don't you have to trust your politician to vote for him? I think so.

Yahaira Cespedes
Yahaira Cespedes

Maybe he should capitalize on the sensationalism and specialize in sex addiction therapy. He'll be able to retire as a wealthy man in a month!

James G. Camp
James G. Camp

Hey if they elect him in NYC, they deserve what they get.

Andy Cole
Andy Cole

"Carlos Spicy-Weiner here, go ahead."

Meli Misley
Meli Misley

I actually know Carlos Danger. I worked in the same building for many years ... And HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ANTHONY WEINER.

Chris Blythe
Chris Blythe

Of course he's real and so awesome he lives in Miami!

Tony Laurencio
Tony Laurencio

I went to High School with the real Carlos Danger

Emmett Conrecode
Emmett Conrecode

If I were the real Carlos I would sue Weiner for Identity Theft. :)

jjcolagrande
jjcolagrande topcommenter

There's probably a Carlos Danger in every city, don't you think?


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