Critical Mass Halloween Edition Tonight: Bring Your Costumes, Not Your Cars

Categories: Bike Blog

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This costume might be a little too obvious.
Miami may not have headless horsemen haunting it, but our streets are pretty freakin' scary nonetheless. We've got zombies eating people's faces, sharks miraculously swimming our streets, and, of course, motorists driving like demons straight out of Hell.

So it seems fitting that tonight's edition of Critical Mass Miami will be in honor of Halloween. Ditch your car. Scarf some candy. And bring your costume. But please, be sure you can see out of that Walter White mask before boarding your bike.

Keep reading for tonight's route.

As always, the ride will begin at 7:15 p.m. at Government Center. Organizers recommend arriving around 6:30.

Tonight's ride is a straight-forward, 12-mile loop through Little Havana and Coral Gables that begins and ends downtown.

Here is a map, courtesy of the Miami Bike Scene:


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And here are directions:

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The Miami Bike Scene
Organizers recommend printing a copy of the map, using lights (required by law), and following the instructions of bikers with orange flags.

For this Halloween edition, they also warn against wearing costumes that could get sucked into gears, or masks that will obstruct your view.

We don't want our streets haunted by any headless cyclists.

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11 comments
HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman topcommenter

Why don't they ever ride through Little Haiti or Allapattah?  Every neighborhood needs equal love.

Alex Alvarez
Alex Alvarez

For those of you opposed or inconvenienced by Critical mass. It is an exercise and lesson in how people power and public protest works..

bikekillah
bikekillah

thank you for the map of tonights mAsshole route!  

Roy Gonzalez
Roy Gonzalez

^^^ cause the road is full of drunks..you stupid fuck!

Ronald Puentes
Ronald Puentes

Bunch of stupid fucks do nothing but congest the streets and disobey all traffic laws. Why don't they do that crap at 3am when there's no cars on the street?

vxofreason
vxofreason

@Alex Alvarez what exactly are you protesting?

HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman topcommenter

@Ronald Puentes Because there's no one to inconvenience at that time!

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