Florida Man Wears No Pants, Masturbates at McDonald's Drive-Thru

Categories: WTF Florida

Sumter County Sheriff's Office mug shot via the Smoking Gun
Steve Orville Clemons
A 65-year-old Florida man went to a McDonald's drive-thru looking for a happy ending to go with his Happy Meal, police say.

Clemons was arrested after rolling up to the window at his local Micky D's without pants, grabbing a cashier's hand, and trying to force her to touch his junk.

The drive-thru sex crime went down in Wildwood, Florida, a town in Sumter County, northeast of Tampa.

Around 5:40 p.m. September 21, Clemons drove up to the first window at the McDonald's, and the cashier quickly realized something was amiss.

"The cashier turned to give him his change and realized he did not have any pants on," a police affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun reads. "[He] was masturbating at that time as well."

Before she could react, police say, Clemons grabbed her hand and tried to force her to touch him. She was able to yank her hand back and call the cops as Clemons sped away.

When police caught up to him at a nearby gas station, he was still sans pants, though he'd covered himself with a T-shirt.

Clemons has been charged with misdemeanor battery.

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Jorge F. Jorge
Jorge F. Jorge

Going to change from Florida the Sunshine state to Florida the Weirdo state. : \

Donald Hanson
Donald Hanson

He was probably just whipping up his own recipe for "special sauce" lol

Cha-Cha Leo
Cha-Cha Leo

I would like a McDick for me and one for you please.

Omar Becerra
Omar Becerra

it didn't take much for him, to get off on fast food, wow

Jackie Paullin
Jackie Paullin

Jason Brzycki, you are worried about what I post and you "Like" this story?????

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter



    McDonald's food  from the dollar menu actually costs much more than that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery.

Tony Miller
Tony Miller

See what happens when you put tip jars where they don't belong. Somebody tries to give you the tip, just the tip, just for a second. ..

Betty Burden Laster
Betty Burden Laster

Someone should have poured hot coffee of it, I know it was already wrinkle, then again Pops might be suffering from mental issues or Alzheimer's .

Chris Edwards
Chris Edwards

At least he wasn't eating the faces off homeless people!

Anthony Latour
Anthony Latour

No wonder no cool bands like to come down to Florida.

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