Four Keys to a Ghoulish Miami Dolphins Victory Tonight
VLAAAH!!! Guess what???!!! You get an extra special, ghoulish and scaaaaary Dolphins game on Halloween!! Will you stay home from going to the Grove and looking at countless women in sexy costumes to "enjoy" the game??? PROBABLY NOT. But the friiiiiiightening Dolphins will still be playing a game against the team with the ugly Halloween helmets anywaaaaay!!!!!
So what are the harmless, innocent, four-game losing streak wittle Dolphins to do against the BIG BAD MEAN BENGALS GRRRRR??
Well, here's Four Keys to Trying to Avoid a fifth losing game in a row:
1. Cover This Dude Named A.J. Green
A.J. Green is the biggest and scariest Bengal on the team, little Dolphins. NOT EVEN THE BIG SCARY MEAN GINGER ANDY DALTON IS SO BAD. Nope. It's A.J. Green - and given how gimpy and/or ineffective our cornerbacks have been during this losing streak. Pro Football Focus ranks AJ Green 20th in WR Rating at 85.4 with 43 catches, 619 yards, 5 touchdowns and 4 interceptions in 74 targets and don't think the Dolphins have a way of making players on other teams better. So, yea, cover that guy and maybe keep your eye on the young tight end from Notre Dame while you're at it!