Miami's Ten Funniest Business Names

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Nothing beats Bonita Springs' Master Bait & Tackle, but we'll try.
Naming a business might be one of the most important decisions an owner can make. You want something that effectively communicates what you offer while being both memorable and setting you apart from your competition. Or you could just choose something so awesomely off-the-wall that people have no choice but to stop in to see what you're all about -- just like these Miami shopkeeps did.

10. Pho Thang (9539 SW 160th St., Palmetto Bay)
It would take a writer much stronger than I not to open a positive review of this restaurant with the line "Pho Thang is the real thang!"

9. Sib-Bling Jewelry (546 Arthur Godfrey Rd., Miami Beach)
Unfortunately, we can't confirm this place is owned by a brother and sister who are conversant in early-00's hip-hop slang, yet, we have a sneaking suspicion that could be the case.

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Sha Almont
Sha Almont

thats near my house, its been closed for ages lol but the sign is still up... shit cracks me up every time i pass by... rofl someone has a fcking sense of humor.


There is a Master Bait and Tackle on S. River Drive just west of NW 27th ave.


North Miami on West Dixie Highway.

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