Election Night Lessons: Miami Beach Loves Marijuana, But Not Enough to Elect Steve Berke

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Miami Beach voters chose pot, but not its messenger: Steve Berke
Good morning Miami Beach. Are you feeling sore and tired from swilling too many flutes of celebratory champagne last night? Are you surprised to find yourself wearing a campaign T-shirt altered to say "Philip Levine Latrine"? Is your living room floor littered with more flyers than a Free Tibet rally? In other words, are you suffering from Election Night hangover?

Actually, you're probably just plain ol' hungover. That's because only around 11,170 people voted in yesterday's election on Miami Beach, out of nearly 90,000 residents. So if you were simply too lazy, apathetic, foreign, or felonious to cast a ballot, here's a run down of what we learned from last night's election results -- from marijuana to Matti Bower.

See also: Miami Beach Mayoral Election: None of These Four Clowns Will Clean Up the City

Lesson One: C.R.E.A.M.
You didn't really think a candidate could spend a small fortune on a tiny island election and lose, did you? Self-made millionaire Philip Levine made it rain on Miami Beach, dropping more than $1.5 million on us like a strip-club king. So it should be no surprise that Levine's largess landed him the lion's share of the votes. He garnered 5,639 of 11,170 votes, or 50.48 percent. That works out to roughly $266 per vote.

Levine's convincing win is a bit more complicated than it seems, however. Because his victory is within half a percentage point of the threshold for a runoff with second place Michael Góngora (36.43%), city officials will have to recount the votes. That could change if Góngora concedes.

Lesson Two: Miami Beach Loves Marijuana, But Not THAT Much
Two years ago, more than 9,000 Miami Beach residents signed a petition to decriminalize marijuana, but city officials balked at the idea. Yesterday, islanders once again sent a message that the city needs to light(en) up. On a "non-binding straw ballot question," 64 percent of voters said they want the city to urge Florida and federal officials to decriminalize medicinal marijuana.

Before you spark up that spliff, however, you should know that the vote doesn't mean much. First of all, city commissioners aren't required to follow through on the resolution. Second, the resolution holds no real weight. Finally, voters resounding rejected the one mayoral candidate -- Steve Berke -- who supported decriminalization. So follow Francisco Alvarado's lead and head 90 miles off-shore to smoke.

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lfordbanister
lfordbanister

Looks like Steve Berke's "polling" showing him two points behind Levine was not too accurate. Also ran...

MiamiBeachCrack
MiamiBeachCrack

So private condominium buildings aren't using licensed contractors or pulling permits and the city is going to help them out?  What about all the professional licensed management companies that these condominiums hire.  Aren't they paid to work on violations and building issues?  Residential owners should be pissed. 

thtatguyusa
thtatguyusa

Levine paying that much for each vote....Next time just take me out to Prime 112...

MiamiBeachCrack
MiamiBeachCrack

Why and how was this a ballot question?  Is something wrong with Miami Beach condominiums?   

City Assistance to Condominium and Co-op Owners 

Master Ballot Miami Beach General and Special Elections11-5-13:ZR:9/21/13 Page 3 of 5 City Assistance to Condominium and Co-op Owners Shall paragraph A(20) of the Miami Beach City Charter Citizens' Bill of Rights be created to acknowledge the purpose and duties of the City's administration as assisting condominium and co-op owners to navigate through the City's permitting process; facilitate resolution of other condominium-related issues with other outside agencies; and act as a liaison between condominium or co-op owners, management firms and the City?

ckinsobe
ckinsobe

@MiamiBeachCrack 

No but something is wrong at city hall and their nightmarish Kafkaeske black hole of absurdity and incompetence aka "The Building Department". Pretty sure that is what we were voting on. ;)

thtatguyusa
thtatguyusa

@MiamiBeachCrack no its just that condo association members are TOO LAZY to learn how to do permits and fix violations....its not hard people....

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