Mugshot Fridays: Creed Dude, Lil Jon, That "S" Thing From Elementary School
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Trespassing with warning
"Auditions at the Holy Land Experience were wicked rough this year, Ma. I'm telling you, there were like 900 dudes who majored in Looking Like Christ, but only a select few who could get a call back. Say hello to your boy."
Charges: Cannabis possession under 20 grams
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! What? Go to jail? OK...