Mugshot Fridays: Selena Fan, Sisqo Wannabe, Troubled Goth Kid

Categories: Mugshots Friday

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 11/11
Charges: Third-degree grand theft
Tracy Chapman could write a song about this mugshot in about three minutes flat, and it would win a Grammy.

Arrested: 11/13
Charges: Not listed
MTV Spring Break 2000 never ended for this guy. For the past 13 years, he's been sitting inside his modded Honda Civic, blaring "The Thong Song," and asking anyone who walks by if they'd be willing to participate in a "triple kiss."

Arrested: 11/12
Charges: Organized fraud, third-degree grand theft
Man, it's tough to be a teen. First thing you know, the 'rents are on your case about how Slipknot is a bad influence. Then, suddenly, they're right.

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