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Mugshots Friday: Black Juggalo, "Hotel California" Personified, "Clueless" Sidekick

Categories: Mugshots Friday

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 11/4
Charged with: Not listed
I never really got the song "Hotel California" until I saw a picture of a dude who blacked out in 1977 and came-to like four days ago.

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Arrested: 10/30
Charged with: Trespassing after warning
Sentient weeping willow tree, how many animals make their home in your branches?

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Arrested: 11/5
Charged with: Trespassing after warning
Is this really supposed to be here, or is it the book jacket photo of my elementary school art teacher's self-published memoir, True Colors?


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5 comments
kerby.rok
kerby.rok

I'm glad u guys brought the mugshots back

cazbot
cazbot

I was thinking the same thing Phillip!  Thanks Allie!

Phillip Pessar
Phillip Pessar

I was wondering just the other day whatever happened to Mug Shot Fridays. A prayer answered, there truly is a God.

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