Drunk Miami Girl Shouts "We're Gonna F*ck Sh*t Up!" During Fox News NYE Countdown

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Normally, the first few days of the new year are a time to look forward, make resolutions, vomit up any vestigial alcohol, or go on a diet. But we have to take a moment to salute a local hero whose actions in the dying moments of 2013 made our New Year's Eve one to remember.

At 11:55 p.m. Tuesday, Fox News host Philip Keating and a cameraman were trolling South Beach for the station's All-American New Year TV spectacular. As Keating spouted the usual SoBe clichés, a woman in a tight burgundy dress began playing with his hair. "Well, hello there, tall drink of water," Keating said, putting the microphone in her face. "Happy New Year's, people. Say something to the nation!"

She said something, all right. Just not what Keating wanted. Click through to see a fitting end to 2013.

The "interview" began so well.

"We've got five minutes until 2014," the pretty brunette said on live national television as her friend smooched her on the cheek. Then her inner Miami girl took over.

"And we're gonna fuck shit up!" she shouted as her friend suddenly flicked off an entire nation of Duck Dynasty watchers.

In some distant, lily-white, lavender-scented lair, Fox News employees must have been scrambling to find the bleep button. But Keating reacted in his usual cool, kinda dickishly sexist style.

"Wow, you gotta watch your language," he said. "This is a family channel, babe!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the brunette answered with the appropriate amount of sarcasm for someone who was just approached by a random stranger on New Year's Eve, called a "tall drink of water," and told to say something on camera.

But our local hero wasn't done messing with Fox News' big night. Before leaving Keating to wander like a lost child through the South Beach crowd, she had one more, very Florida missive for viewers at home.

"Go Noles!" she said while doing the tomahawk chop.

And while many in Miami might not support Florida State on Monday, we can all agree with her on her overarching message:

It's 2014, and we're gonna fuck shit up.

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108 comments
Sobebaby
Sobebaby

Classic South Beach Bogans...

Eddy Gugliotta
Eddy Gugliotta

Not all Miami is represented by these few idiots.

Barbie Villoro D'Alerta
Barbie Villoro D'Alerta

"In some distant, lily-white, lavender-scented lair, Fox News employees must have been scrambling to find the bleep button." .... LMAO!!!!

spckk
spckk

Whoa! Is this 4chan!?

Olenka Miroslava Gayoso
Olenka Miroslava Gayoso

Proud of my city. I've been in NYC for the past week and I wish I was back in Miami!

Jessica Bailey Weatherspoon
Jessica Bailey Weatherspoon

People are resorting to calling her and her friend "whores" you have no idea what her sex life is like. Being attractive and drunk does not mean you are a who're.mans even if she is, so what? Not to mention, just because you don't have a Miami accent does not mean you aren't from Miami. A lot of UM students are from out of state . Lastly, as an alumna of FSU myself, a lot of Miami natives go to school in Tallahassee, be it FSU Or FAMU. She was having fun on NYE, don't be dicks about it!!!!!!

Jessica Bailey Weatherspoon
Jessica Bailey Weatherspoon

OH AND BY THE WAY , he called her out for cursing but he called her a "tall drink of water". Very unprofessional.

Tom Morris
Tom Morris

bahahahaha nice. and they probably weren't in delay either (usually they ramp the anti-f-bomb delay down to zero in the last five minutes before the ball drops!)

Luiz Felix
Luiz Felix

Who cares. They just having fun. People that don't never understand. Get a life people, and is Fox. Double who cares for them.

Justin Guffain
Justin Guffain

Willing to bet that, that chick was a sloppy, obnoxious, fall down drunk mess by the end of the night. Looked like she was already half way there and the ball hadn't even dropped.

Bryan Alexander
Bryan Alexander

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Josi Denise
Josi Denise

It's only funny because it was Fox News!

Louis Wing
Louis Wing

Nah, but I can totally see someone doing that either in or from the 305

Chgo Dave
Chgo Dave

Getting worked up over nothing ! ( young and dumb) I blame the parents you do what you're taught ?

Joseph F. Carney III
Joseph F. Carney III

Its funny to this Miami Native, although i moved a few years ago to get away from the BS,as have most of us who watched our city grow to the pisshole it is now..But i digress... Everyone everywhere looks at miami as a melting pot of crazies and its not because of the NT its because its fuckin true. as for these girls they seem exactly like the women i knew in miami i..all of them.. anyone who is not a drug/alcohol addict and chronic idiot can live no where else and act that way ...Miami your shit has been fucked up for 30 yrs...everyone knows it...stay the same peace.

dantevida
dantevida topcommenter

I go along with the chill crowd, it was 5 min to New Year's and the reporter was picking random people for Fox Cable, cryn' sakes. They totally deserved to be flipped off. Sand in your face Fox.

Flav Jan
Flav Jan

Gotta troll the fuck out of fox news

Cynthia Turcios
Cynthia Turcios

NT never change bc I have a sense of humor and u guys make me laugh. If the headline had said Tampa instead if Miami, would ppl still be so upset???

Juan R. Pollo
Juan R. Pollo

This is not the end of it. You have to go out and find her, like you guys found out the one who flipped the bird in the Heat game.

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

.......................a potential political challenger to current senator oH maRCO ! rubio

amg10h
amg10h

But all of Tallahassee is, haha.

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