These Are the Many Faces of the Woman Who Swindled Florida's Men for a Million

Categories: Flotsam

Subhanna Beyah has made more than a million bucks on her looks, if police reports are to be believed. Yesterday, New Times published a story about how she's been accused of picking up men in bars, taking them home, and stealing their valuables. Although the woman who went by "Crystal" stole mostly Rolexes, she wasn't strictly dealing in timepieces; the 25-year-old also reportedly took a Cadillac Escalade, 3.5-carat diamonds and credit cards that she used to purchase clothing from the children's store Gymboree.

In all, at least a dozen dudes were swindled, including a 350-pound NFL player for the New York Giants. While alcohol was certainly a factor in the victims' decision-making, one would think Beyah also had to exude at least a little charm.

One comment on our cover story brought up an obvious blunder: We forgot to publish what she looks like. Thanks for the message, random Internet bro. You make a valid point.

Broward Sheriff's Office released a composite drawing of "Crystal" after she separated Robert Cournoyer from about $95,000 worth of stuff in Pompano last March. It doesn't look much like Beyah, admittedly, but the artist did an admirable job considering she's never looked the same in any two photos that have been taken of her.

See also: Prostitutes Steal Millions and Walk Free

Anyway, see for yourself. Some are good; others not so much. Again, very impressed about her sporting different hairstyles in each. We didn't know there were that many hairstyles in general.




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A warning should be posted when you begin reading this article! I slowly read the first part of the article, looked at the pretty drawing on the top right. Wow...that's a pretty picture...*scroll *scroll...HOLY SHIT! WHAT IT IS THAT! Jumped back...literally. How does a pretty picture resemble the horrendous photo that followed and yet be sooooo far off!!!???  It just got worse and 3 photos of apparent "someone pulled the weave right out her hair NASTY"...3 different times. One she looks like Rihanna? *(sorry Riri), then in 2012 she looks like her own mother in her late 40's. Wow. Thanks MiamiNewTimes. I will be able to spot that nasty face anywhere now.


How drunk were the men? This sounds like a case of beer goggles. She is fugly.

Chandler Jackson
Chandler Jackson

Ew. I wouldn't hang out, let alone bang her even if I were the one getting paid

Jorge Mederos
Jorge Mederos

Can you guys please write some articles about people doing POSITIVE things in our community instead of giving attention to all the low lives and scum this city has to offer?

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