Birdman Got a Lady's Phone Number Last Night After Raining Points on the Mavs
LeBron James came out of the All-Star break dropping bombs on your moms, assists on your sis, and dunks on your uncs on his way to a season high 42 points in the Heat's 117-106 win over the Mavs. LeBron added nine rebounds and six assists to the 50th 40-plus game of his career. After the game he offered Mark Cuban 100 percent of these balls for 0 percent of his company. Cuban graciously declined. He was out.
Besides LeBron going full LeBron, the story of the game was Birdman putting it in Mark Cuban, then courting the females of Dallas. Birdman went 7-9 from the field on his way to 18 points, the last three of which came on a three point shot that was just too much for Cube's face to take. Then came some magic in the stands.
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