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Lawyers Argued All About Justin Bieber's Penis in Miami Court Today

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A Miami-Dade judge tried to get the long and short of whether or not images of Justin Bieber's Bieber-hood should be released to the media today.

Lawyers for outlets including the Miami Herald, the Sun-Sentinel, the Associated Press, and CNN argued that under Florida law, surveillance footage of Justin Bieber in a Miami Beach police station last month following his DUI arrest should be made public. Bieber's attorneys however believe that because of Bieber's right to privacy certain portions of those tapes, including images of Bieber peeing into a cup for a drug test, should be withheld.

Normally such videos would be withheld from the media and public during an ongoing investigation, but because they were released to Bieber's defense team, they're now considered public record.

Here's the, uh, money tweet that pretty much sums up the discussion from the Herald's David Ovalle.

According to the AP's Curt Anderson, the media side eventually decided that it would be fine with blocking out image of Bieber's penis but they still want images of him peeing into a cup.

Ultimately Judge Bill Altfield decided that he needed to review the actually images and another hearing will be held on March 4.

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wen01
wen01

Lawyers arguing over Justin Bieber's penis, people clamoring to learn more about it: some penises get a lot of attention. Most don't – not even from the men to whom they are attached. Is it any wonder that most men neglect the health of their little guys? It doesn't have to be a challenge to keep the penis in good health: just using a first rate penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil). The best bet is a cream that includes a powerful antioxidant (such as alpha lipoic acid), which can help offset harmful oxidative processes in penis cells, as well as vitamin B5, which is mandatory for penis cell metabolism and healthy maintenance of all penile cells.

VincentTobiaz
VincentTobiaz

Some corrupt officer(s) just made millions on a porn site..

MiamiBeachCrack
MiamiBeachCrack

I would like to see the video footage from the officers police car.  Why is that missing union boss?  A DUI specialist doesn't have a camera in his vehicle?  Why is that?  Too afraid the lawyers will request Steven's tapes that the department doesn't install them in vehicles? 

Andy Cushman
Andy Cushman

Not me. I just want to watch Justin Bieber cry.

Ben Bowen
Ben Bowen

Jessika Kearstin honestly he just needs to go.

Sharon Wilson Dass
Sharon Wilson Dass

The court first needs to prove if Justin Bieber is male or female. Until then the whole argument about a penis is mute!

Aina Gonzalez
Aina Gonzalez

Why is this even news?! This is so fucking stupid. Move on with your lives.

Michael J. Aceti
Michael J. Aceti

One would have to imagine that a hamsters tally whacker would be similar in size so not sure why people would care to see THAT. Morbid curiosity maybe? A good laugh?

Geoff Paugam
Geoff Paugam

Everyone is entitled to some privacy. I am not a Bieber fan let's put that out there right now but it's not the public's right to see his "penis". What is wrong with the media, trying to make a buck by invading a person's privacy??? Short or long...it should not be available for public viewing.

Cary Gonzalez
Cary Gonzalez

Another intellectually stimulating post from NT, thank you. Somehow I suddenly have visions of Vienna sausages. Must.find.pictures.of.cats.puppies.babies.Bradley Cooper......

Miami New Times
Miami New Times

Let the record show, New Times does not want to see Justin's penis. Well… maybe.

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