Mugshots Friday: The Return

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 1/27
Charges: Armed Robbery
He's a brick ...FACE!
Mighty, mighty, just letting it all hang out
He's a brick ...FACE!
That mug is stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back

msfeyebrows.jpg
Arrested: 1/29
Charges: Possession of a Controller Substance
Every once in a while you might wonder if chonga-style Sharpie eyebrows are still at thing, but all you have to do is check mugshots to be assured that chonga-style Sharpie eyebrows are still definitely a thing.

msfjackass.jpg
Arrested: 2/02
Charges: Tampering with Physical Evidence
You ever look at someone and think, "Damn, I bet they've liked Jackass: 3D on Facebook?"

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el_negro_mama

shame on you kyle. this is horrible and tasteless. i thought you matured Miami New Times...


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