Mugshots Friday: Death Stares and Normcore
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Cocaine Trafficking
A tip on trying to start cool new eyebrow grooming trends: don't.
Charges: Grand Theft Auto
We were going to call this guy the Michael Jordan of stealing cars, but we realized the Michael Jordan of stealing cars wouldn't get caught. So instead lets just call him the Rajon Rondo of stealing cars.
Charges: Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Criminal Mischief
"Officer, she shot daggers at me."
"So you're accusing her of assault with a deadly weapon?"
"Oh, no I was talking about her facial expression, but she did try to shoot me too."