Mugshots Friday: $5 Worth of Hundreds

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 2/07
Charges: Cocaine Possesion
If you're going to try and convince people you have money by getting a $100 bill tattooed on your neck that tattoo better look like it cost more than $5.

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Arrested: 2/08
Charges: Battery
"Your honor, my client stands accused of battery, but how can you accuse a woman of trying to beat someone's ass when she didn't even take her earrings off in the first place? If the hoops did not come off, then the fight was never on."

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el_negro_mama
el_negro_mama

apart from it being incredibly tasteless, this isnt even cool or interesting anymore!

FatHand
FatHand

This paper is still making fun of people's mugshots? Jesus. 

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