Mugshot Fridays: Where There's Smoke...
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Aggrevated Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Resisting Arrest
We all knew the cigarette industry was inundating us with subliminal messages, but now they're putting them in our mugshots? That's just ...hold on I need a cigarette.
Charges: We're not even the type of people who get jealous of mustaches, and yet we're jealous of this mustache.
Charges: Battery on a Police Officer and Trespassing
"But I didn't mean to trespass and accidentally beat you officer. It's just with this haircut sometimes I don't see where I'm going."