Mugshots Friday: Magnetic Facial Hair

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/15
Charges: Resisting Arrest with Violence, Cannabis Possession and Tampering with a Witness
If you passed a magnet over this dudes face would his facial hair and eyebrows magically rearrange like he's a Wooly Wally?

Arrested: 3/13
Charges: Drinking in Public
The unfortunate paradox of wearing a hat to hide your balding head in sunny Florida is that unfortunately when you take it off the inevitable tan line only draws more attention to your balding head.

Arrested: 3/18
Charges: Cocaine and Cannabis Possession
Hot new hair trend alert: tiny side ponies!

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Its bad saying they are  commit crime by just looking at thier face but to say this based or hair or how they use hair dryers is wrong.

Christopher Dittrich
Christopher Dittrich

This site is sad because of the way it passes judgment on others and attempts to poke fun at these unfortunate people. Are we all perfect?

WhyNotNow topcommenter

RICO!? Why Rico? What did you do, man?

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