Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/22
Charges: Cannabis Possession
There are stupid teenage mistakes like getting arrested for weed. Then there are stupid teenage mistakes like getting an occult symbol tattooed on your damn neck.

Arrested: 3/21
Charges: Burglary with Assault or Battery and Child Abuse with No Great Bodily Harm
Maybe you've noticed that Mugshots Friday has slowly turned into a tattoo and eyebrow review column, but given the realities of the criminal justice system, this is a tricky thing to pull off without coming off as completely tasteless. The thing is, eyebrows are a choice, no matter who you are, and we're really not going to feel bad about pointing out that yours are whack no matter the circumstances.

Arrested: 3/26
Charges: Retail Theft and Cannabis Possession
Also a choice: neck beards.

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As much as we know that being a criminal is dumb it does not justify the poor taste and content of this "article". To make fun of how people look when they essentially have hit rock bottom is rock bottom for Miami New Times. Have a little faith in Miami, i think we can handle some intellectual subject matter.

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