Mugshots Friday: FTW and Trust No Man
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Petit Theft
The italicized entry to Mugshots Friday promises "some mockery of bad neck tattoos" and is there really a bad neck tattoo more deserving of mockery than the internet phrase FTW (For The Win!) rendered in ugly font?
Charges: Cocaine Trafficking
The mature Chonga on-the-go knows that just tattooing your eyebrows on instead of applying fresh Sharpie every day saves a lot of time in your morning routine.
Charges: Cannabis and Controlled Substance Possession and Disorderly Conduct
Gurrrl! You do not walk into the drag queen section at the fake lash store, buy the biggest ones, and then only apply the top halves and then wear them with a no-makeup daytime look. It looks like if you blink too much you'd accidentally take flight.