Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Categories: Mugshots Friday

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 4/10
Charges: Grand Theft Auto, Petit Theft, and Driving With a Suspended License
We were going to say this man is clearly way, way too old for anything going on here, but his arrest info say he's only 32. In which case he's just a little too old for anything going on here -- and should probably find a dermatologist. Damn.

Arrested: 4/04
Charges: Cocaine Possession and Drug Paraphernalia
The only reason this woman can get away with wearing such strong makeup is because she looks like the kind of chick who would beat your ass for making fun of it.

Arrested: 4/07
Charges: Possession of Heroin with Intent to Sell
Please note they specifically zoomed out on this guy to reveal this bitching T-shirt.

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Aliens do exist. Look at that last guy. A fukkin alien!!!

Andre Cruzeta
Andre Cruzeta

Paul K. Chang tell your girl to check out page 3. Look familiar?

Phillip Pessar
Phillip Pessar

The girl with the makeup is a dude. He's always getting arrested. Last time his hair was blue.


Drinking in public is against the law? What, we're supposed to drink alone?

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