Mugshots Friday: Hipster Stache

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/20
Charges: Shooting or Throwing a Deadly Missile, Criminal Mischief and Cannabis Possession.
This is the kind of guy you'd expect to be in a hipster band called The Deadly Missiles instead of throwing them. The hell was he even doing here last weekend? We know Coachella has gone a bit mainstream, but wasn't there a three-part lecture series deconstructing the meaning of Animal Collective lyrics somewhere in Brooklyn?

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Arrested: 4/19
Charges: Aggravated Assault
Oh, so that's what Santa does during the rest of the year.

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Arrested: 4/19
Charges: Aggravated Battery
Yes, that's a Hello Kitty tattoo on his neck. Wonder what he thinks of that new Avril Lavigne song.

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5 comments
Familia Ramirez
Familia Ramirez

Defrauding an innkeeper....means you didn't pay your bill @the hotel....or you used a stolen or fraudulent credit card.

Carlos Andres
Carlos Andres

just stop the mugshots. Is not funny after a while!

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