Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/15

Charges: Tampering with Physical Evidence
Don't go too overboard with your neck tattoo, or else you'll wind up with what looks like permanent chin pubes on your face.

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Arrested: 4/11
Charges: Strongarm Robbery and Battery
Probably the last think you'll notice about this mugshot is her complete lack of eyebrows, so just pointing that out for you.

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Arrested: 4/11
Charges: Organized Fraud, Grand Theft, Possession of a Stolen or Fake Driver's License
Ok, we've seen lip rings before, but never a bar directly though the middle of the lip. Is this some sort of anti-kissing chastity device?


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Alex Rosales
Alex Rosales

Bendecida ConDios Adelante, one of your patients? Are you sure you're not breaking some confidentiality clause or agreement?

Erica Hawks
Erica Hawks

Alison Nerf Hurt-her Wagner look who made it to this pic...Halfie! I saw him walking down Flagler yesterday. At least he was on the sidewalk this time.

erinclark1979
erinclark1979

Have you ever seen someone look so over everything before? So awesome.

Gigi Mavunda
Gigi Mavunda

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are you idiots posting peoples mugshots?!?!

Lenny Lebowitz
Lenny Lebowitz

Yes sayad that man has whats known as shit for brains which is unable to keep the normal skull structure

Sayad Khan
Sayad Khan

holy crap! is part of that guys head on the bottom left, sunk in?

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