Mugshots Friday: Human Trapper Keeper

Categories: Mugshots Friday

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 4/02
Charges: Resisting an Officer without Violence
This guy has a Nike logo tattoo on one cheek and a Yankees logo tattoo on the other? He's basically the human equivalent of a middle school boy's trapper keeper.

Arrested: 3/30
Charges: Operating a Business without a License
Apparently this guy took the "Well if I can't grow hair on the top of my head I'll grow hair everywhere else on my face" approach to balding.

Arrested: 3/31
Charges: Grand Theft and Petit Theft
Are there really this many horrible eyebrows out there in Miami-Dade, or is it just that people who don't ever care about their own damn eyebrows don't care to obey the law? Come on people!

Sponsor Content

My Voice Nation Help
Christopher A. Haik
Christopher A. Haik

'operating a business without a licence' i an arrestable offence? thats some bullshit.

Jason Winburn
Jason Winburn

Ultra or not to Ultra. LOL Your team is really talented I enjoy your news and editorial team.

Tony Prieto
Tony Prieto

FBI Fact: If you are a woman with facial piercings, you're 49% more likely to show up in New Times 'Mugshots Friday'

Now Trending

Miami Concert Tickets

From the Vault