Topless Florida Woman Destroying McDonald's Caught on Video

Categories: WTF Florida

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Clearly, Florida is a not a safe place for fast-food restaurants. Someone doing something crazy in a burger joint in the Sunshine State is about as frequent as summer afternoon rain, yet a woman in St. Petersburg has made an entry into the canon that is bound to become legendary.

She somehow wound up in nothing but a thong inside a McDonald's and proceeded to literally tear the place apart. Naturally, security footage was posted online.

We really, really hope this isn't some elaborate Jimmy Kimmel hoax.

Uncensored security footage from the incident was posted on LiveLeak two days ago, apparently by employees who recorded it on their phones while laughing.

Notably, though, no Tampa Bay media seems to have gotten to the bottom of when or where the incident took place, nor what exactly happened.

On the other hand, there is some evidence that this might indeed be real:

1. It's unlikely McDonald's would agree to let one of its stores be used in such a prank.

2. This is Florida.

Update: Yes, it really happened. WFLA in Tampa reports the incident happened at a Pinellas Park McDonald's on March 24; the woman in the video is 41-year-old Sandra Suarez, who tested negative for drugs and alcohol and apparently was having a bipolar episode.

The McDonald's employees who uploaded the video have been fired, the station reports.

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Dara Ratner
Dara Ratner

I saw the video! Crazy! Why is it always Florida? This is why Seth Meyers has a new thing on late night called Fake or Florida where people have to decide if it is a fake news story or something from Florida.

steafandubhuidhe
steafandubhuidhe

I commend Sandra for trashing a McDonald's.  McDonald's has done far much more harm to people than a topless woman trashing a McDonald's.  


Before making fun of her, remember, she has bipolar disorder.  She was not in control of what she did.  As for allegations that she was seeking money for oral sex, she has two children.  If that is how far she is willing to go to support them, she deserves praise not laughter.


She has a beautiful face and beautiful eyes.  I hope she gets the help she needs.  I'd give her a hug if I knew her.

Carlos Rod
Carlos Rod

Why primo.... Danny Quintero.. Florida...is from Mars..

dianadiaz0825
dianadiaz0825

I'm glad the employees got fired. Not really funny making fun of someone who has mental illness.   Having Bipolar is not funny... I hope she gets stable on her meds.....

Jerry Gonzalez
Jerry Gonzalez

Manouschka Guerrier this weeks edition of "this is Florida"

Jeffrey Wilkinson
Jeffrey Wilkinson

Given she's (less than) half dressed there must be bath salts involved.

Tony Pujals
Tony Pujals

The Hamburgler was actually a woman all these years.

Lennette Marquez
Lennette Marquez

this is what i feel like doing when they tell me to pay .23 for a sweet & sour sauce!

Tony Prieto
Tony Prieto

That's what I would do for a chocolate covered strawberry frappe!

Cristina Garcia
Cristina Garcia

If this were anyone other than a young white woman, it wouldn't fly and they'd get to the bottom of it.

Libia Casas
Libia Casas

Looks to me as a person having a manic episode and truly not funny laughing at a person who is ill.

Greg_Edwards
Greg_Edwards

@dianadiaz0825  You realize do you not that had the employee she first approached accepted her initial offer, he and his fellow workers would still be employed. That in all likelihood is the message they all drew from this.

As for thinking her actions funny, they no doubt thought she was high on drugs. This did happen in Florida after all.

bhug83
bhug83

You must live in a small tiny box somewhere. This is not a manic episode. since when you do strip down to your underwear during a manic episode? She most likely is on drugs. This is like a bad trip on PCP or acid, or something else very mind altering. 

steafandubhuidhe
steafandubhuidhe

@bhug83  Actually, this is what a manic episode can be like.  Most bipolars that get in trouble with the law get in trouble over something like this.  She deserves our sympathy, not our ridicule.

steafandubhuidhe
steafandubhuidhe

@bhug83 @steafandubhuidhe  Actually, I listened in on a group therapy session for bipolars.  One guy was arrested because during a manic episode he thought he was a dog.  He stripped off his clothes and chased a car up the street.  My brother owns a convenience store.  A woman, during a manic episode, came in, dumped a soda on the floor, peed in the bottle, and flung pee all around the store.  Yes, most manic episodes are not this extreme, but some are.


bhug83
bhug83

@steafandubhuidhe @bhug83  I didn't ridicule anyone, and I wouldn't. especially if it is a mental condition or drug induced. BUT, i've never heard anyone from any doctor or read anything about typical manic episodes involving the removal of clothing and insanely violent and aggressive outbursts as seen in the video. 


Although I do understand how this type of behavior may be one of the symptoms that constitutes a manic state....I've just never seen anyone go to this extreme.

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