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Topless Florida Woman Who Destroyed McDonald's Tells Her Story

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The surveillance video that leaked yesterday of a woman clad only in a thong rampaging through a Florida McDonald's was so bizarre we weren't even sure if it was real. Well now the woman, 41-year-old Sandra Suarez, has come forward to explain herself.

Suarez says she wasn't drunk or on drugs during the incident, but rather was suffering from a bipolar incident.

See also: Topless Florida Woman Destroying McDonald's Caught on Video

As it turns out, the incident happened on March 24th at a McDonald's in Pinellas Park in the Tampa Bay area. According to My Fox Tampa Bay, the incident started when an employ of the restaurant turned down Suarez's offer of oral sex in the parking lot.

Enraged she then went on her now infamous topless rampage.

She was taken to a nearby hospital after police arrived, but it was determined she wasn't under the influence of any substances.

Suarez, a mother of two, told the station that she suffers from bipolar disorder and does not remember much of the incident. A Colombian immigrant who has lived in Florida for 15 years, say she may return to her home country if the internet notoriety becomes too much for her and her children to handle.

The workers who captured the surveillance video on camera and can uploaded it online are no longer employed at the McDonald's.

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18 comments
DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

"The workers who captured the surveillance video on camera and can [sic] uploaded it online "


wtf?

Phil Ramirez
Phil Ramirez

Was she bipolar, back in Colombia?! I ask because some people move to the states and, 2 days later, get caught up in that "emotional distress" bullshit...

viva_vanessa
viva_vanessa

What happened to grammar and spelling checks? 

Holly Villa
Holly Villa

Crazy shit, she needs some real help!!!

Hal Clay
Hal Clay

Just another reason to never turn down oral sex.

Ernest Seow
Ernest Seow

I'm sorry, bipolar, tripolar, whatever, that woman is crazy. If she can't remember that incident, then she's needs to be off the streets and treated. She could have killed someone and then pull the bipolar story, I don't remember crap.

Darcy Gillett Calvo
Darcy Gillett Calvo

Poor woman. She's mentally ill and they should not have leaked that video. Cruel.

Damien Camus
Damien Camus

She says if the internet notoriety becomes too much for her and her children to handle shes going back to Colombia yet this lady is offering McDonalds employees blowies in the parking lot lmaooo gtfoh

Libia Casas
Libia Casas

I just knew it was a manic episode! People laugh and have no empathy anymore...can't assume every one is just "tripping" on drugs.

steafandubhuidhe
steafandubhuidhe

I hope no one in your family ever becomes bipolar.  He or she would have to put up with an ignoramus like you.

Filldaddy
Filldaddy

Classy lady.  Now the one blowing dudes in the Jack in the Box and Taco Bell lots...different story

Filldaddy
Filldaddy

@steafandubhuidhe  that sounds....awfully bipolar of you.  I thought he was referring to taking responsibility for your actions...


In your case it's the school's, government's, and everybody else's fault, right?


Have no fear, you are not alone in this country:   


-It's the schools that are not raising your kids right.  

-It's McDonald's fault that your fat, or better yet blame genetics. 

-It's the "haves" fault that you took a menial job for minimum wage and did the same thing the last 15 years.... 


Just keep squeezing your cheeks together and keep repeating  "there is no place like home..."  You will wake up one of these days.  

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