Five Best Moments From the Heat's Game Three Comeback Win

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3. George Hill totally took Udonis Haslem's "UD" nickname too far.
George Hill and Udonis Haslem fell to the ground at one point in the game, and Hill was looking for anything to break his fall, so he grabbed Udonis Haslem's dick. Wait, what? Oh, wow, seems like he could have stopped sooner, but it is slow motion I guess. That was awkward, not that there is anything wrong with it.

4. A Miami Heat bro got caught giving Lance Stephenson the finger on TV.
After this was caught on TV by the internet lots of "stay classy, Miami" tweets rolled in. This is the second straight season a Miami Heat fans middle-finger has made the news. I mean, it's not like he threw a beer on Stephenson, not to mention, he wasn't even looking at the guy when he did it. Of course, he tweeted the picture afterwards, and Heat hounds found it in minutes.

5. Jesus Shuttlesworth unleashes a Biblical three-point fourth quarter performance.
Meet Ray Allen, he's 38 years old, likes long walks on the beach, and enjoys sticking clutch threes up opponents asses butt-chug style. My favorite three Ray made Saturday was the, hahahahaha, just kidding, they are all my favorite! I hope when I turn 38 I can do anything as good as Ray Allen shoots basketballs at this age, even if it's just vacuuming or something. I want to be the Ray Allen of something at 38, anything, even scrap booking, or folding laundry.

The Miami Heat face the Indiana Pacers in Game Four of the Eastern Conference Finals tonight from the American Airlines Arena, tip is at 8:30 p.m., the game will air on ESPN.

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