Lance Stephenson Blew in LeBron's Ear Because Lance Stephenson Is the Worst

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If the officials weren't enough to make Heat fans want to throw a potted plant into their TV sets Wednesday night, Lance Stephenson put them over the edge. In game five's 93-90 loss, Stephenson put on a display of some of the most obnoxious, childish, and overall disgusting behavior you will ever see on a basketball court. The worst part was it was rewarded, or plainly ignored, time and time again by the officials.

The story of the game was the incredibly blatant targeting of LeBron James by the officials. It was obvious from the get-go there was an ulterior motive on their part that James continued to get called for phantom fouls.

James picked up his fourth and fifth fouls in the third quarter and, as a result, ended up playing only 23 minutes. He finished with seven points on 2-10 shooting, a shocking output, and one that was very much influenced by the fact that the officials took away his ability to be aggressive basically from the game's tip. It's just tough to watch that video above and not believe something fishy was going on. That, or the officials last night just had one of the worst games you will ever see.

Lance Stephenson has toed the line before, but Wednesday night he crossed over from annoying to downright bat-shit insane. It's embarrassing, and thankfully the Miami Heat players are all class and refuse to stoop to Stephenson's level. After the game, Dwyane Wade and LeBron were surprisingly upbeat.

First, he was blowing in LeBron's ear, for the second time in his career. All LeBron could do was ask himself if this was really happening and then smile in complete disbelief that this dude was serious. It's at that point when Dennis Rodman thought Lance Stephenson should be Baker Acted. Later, he pushed between Coach Spoelstra and Norris Cole and, like a child, had to be walked back to his bench by the officials.

If the stuff during timeouts wasn't enough to piss you off, Stephenson was flailing and flopping all over the court, giving the officials many opportunities to finish off the rig job they started and sit LeBron on the bench for good. Stephenson will no doubt get a $10,000 fine to follow the $5,000 flopping fine he received earlier in the series. It continues to be hilarious that fans of his team chant "He's a flopper" at LeBron.

Stephenson scored 12 points on 4-11 shooting, so it's not like you can make the excuse that this stuff gets him going; he's been an average player this entire series. Stephenson is the Justin Bieber of the NBA -- he doesn't give a shit, some love him, most hope a meteor falls from the sky onto his face.

So the Heat moves on as the series returns to Miami for a Friday-night throwdown at the AAA. Hell to pay. Hell to pay!

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Ernesto Avon Toledo
Ernesto Avon Toledo

I just dont understand why officials just let Stephenson!s antics go by. Its more serious than hitting an opponent. Or maybe waiting for something more blatant acts to happen in the court.

Manny Alvarez-Jacinto
Manny Alvarez-Jacinto

Lol this guy has been posting garbage on the same comment thread for hours. I'm embarrassed on behalf of the friends he's tagged for being associated with this clown.

Austin Heffernan
Austin Heffernan

Hey Yankme fan you wanna talk basketball feel free to message me. I spent my life playing the game right here in Miami. That player you posted is Jarvis Varanado. It's too fitting that your prof pic is a Yankees logo. Too ashamed of your own face? Sounds like someone had to overcompensate. Also: what happened when the marlins faced your wankees in the World Series? One last thing: http://youtu.be/GEM35NlmRqw ^thats what happens when you snowbirds try to come up on the real Miami. Go fly away

Ismael Antonio Sanabria
Ismael Antonio Sanabria

Thank you Luman Lewis Pimiento these are not real basketball fans. They only cheer at certain times. You can't sit around and talk basketball with them. Can anyone tell me what's a zone , a press or 1-3-1. No. Of course not. But Miami do get a lot of favorable calls. These fans don't even show up until midway through the first quarter. None of these clowns are basketball heads. Fairweather fans is what they're called. The minute you start dissing the fans they become defensive and cry. Waaaaaaa waaaa. Pussies

Luman Lewis Pimiento
Luman Lewis Pimiento

So when they get all the calls in Miami,,that's ok??,,why is anyone worried,they're gonna win,,even though they suck,,the officials will make them win,

Eddie James
Eddie James

anyone who says the Heat did not get jobbed by the officials last night did not watch the game.

Ay_Anders
Ay_Anders

Please just stop. Heat fans would argue day and night that nobody can get in LeBron's head...but after LeBron made the worst showing of his career, now they want to get mad and call for the fine. Lance Stephenson is a clown, a genius, and a hero. Make the flop king get down from his thrown. Also, this was piss poor journalism. Stephenson did not force himself into the Heat huddle, he casually walked over in a joking manner. There was no time-out called, the action was completely legal. Take a bow and sit down.

Alberto Carmenate
Alberto Carmenate

I can write a paper on the desperation and clearly pathetic nature of some of the haters posting on here but instead ill try to keep it "short". First you go through the trouble commenting on an article on MIAMI New Times to bash the Miami heat and the fans for being upset at a set of calls there were blatantly WRONG!! Then you defend your poorly scripted statements by siting some superfluous bullshit about a baseball team.... Pendejo (and you know who you are), who gives a shit?!?! This is about a basketball game that was poorly called. Shaun, did you even watch the game or read about the game or do anything other than spew your internet version of diarrhea based on your own inane opinions and feelings?? Get a life man! I wanna see you not get pissed off when your team has a game stolen from them... I feel sorry for you poor bastards. Get a life you pathetic fools.

Loretta Menth
Loretta Menth

Claudia u would want that NOT me no friggn way NASTY YUCK

Dennis Barranco
Dennis Barranco

I would hope the Yankees, being around for over 100 years have more championships than the Marlins. So let's talk about the Knicks lol

Loretta Menth
Loretta Menth

James u need to shut the fuck up as Shaun stated.U suck and such a pain ITA.Grow up and blow away u arent liked at all only in ur friggn dreams.Nicely put Shaun i AGREE

Claudia Lucia
Claudia Lucia

George was complaining about Game 4 foul trouble and all you Heat Haters said nothing but if any Heat fan says anything or complain. We are band-wagoners??? Seriously, Is any NY team in the playoffs? No!!! jump off and go back to NY!

Claudia Lucia
Claudia Lucia

A Yankee Fan commenting on Miami New Times, LOL...Get the fuck out of here and move back to NY. The reason why we have so many band-wagoners are because dumbass NewYorkers move down here for the weather and fuck it up for all the TRUE Miami people!

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

Lance can enjoy blowing his boyfriend all summer starting Friday night

James Kendall
James Kendall

Classic. Lebron looks like he enjoyed it. Nice 7 point game Nancy! lol

Gilbert Gonzalez
Gilbert Gonzalez

Miami "fans" complaining how there X factor 4th player the ref did not show up to bail out the heat big 3 again.. Lol

Tyler Andrews
Tyler Andrews

Just for clarification, what rule did Stephenson break? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the funniest dude in Basketball. In all honesty, many of you are upset that your God only scored 7 points the entire game.

Gilbert Gonzalez
Gilbert Gonzalez

Heat fans complaining about bad refereeing is like people in Miami getting mad at Indiana for getting all the good weather. Shut up lol

JC Hernandez
JC Hernandez

The calm before the storm.. Lebron is gonna go HAM on these sissy Pacers ! THEY REFS/ NBA LITERALLY took him out to get one more game. QUE DESGRACIA MENG!

Jason Lyzniak
Jason Lyzniak

Lol Ismael going hard with the memes. Hate hate hate. Do you have all these anti-Heat memes ready to go on your computer or are you making the effort to Google these now? Actually I take that back, this dude probably uses Bing... -___-

Shaun Cohen
Shaun Cohen

Oh shut the fuck up..Lebron gets more calls than anyone in the entire association, just cause he didn't play well one game doesn't mean refs are out to get him. Stop being so butt hurt you sore loser whoever wrote this.

Ismael Antonio Sanabria
Ismael Antonio Sanabria

Ummmm one fluke world series. We have 27 world series rings. Numerous hall of famers. Murderers row. The great babino. Marlins have no team history other than an owner who is a piece of crap

Debbie Appell
Debbie Appell

Didn't the Marlins beat the Yankees in the World Series?! With there high payroll and all!! Where is your basketball team Yankee guy?!

Czr Kil
Czr Kil

Ismael Antonio Sanabria

demoroman88
demoroman88 topcommenter

I don't think he's being a "sore loser" did you not see some of the fouls that were called on him? Very weak calls, you're not a sore loser if you point them out and move on. 

demoroman88
demoroman88 topcommenter

But the Marlins still beat the Yankees and all their great history.. So suck on that!!

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