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LeBron James Wrecked the Pacers After Lance Stephenson Talked Trash About Him

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Don't start none, won't be none. Lance Stephenson, you picked the wrong dude, bruh.

LeBron James farted thunder and shit lightning all Memorial Day long on his way to a 32-point, ten-rebound, five-assist night that was full of King Cobra hissssssss and the perfect rebuke to Stephenson's talk before the game that LeBron's on-court chatter was a "sign of weakness." When LeBron is playing like this, there is no antivenin; you just go night-night. You should've let sleeping Cobras lie, Lance.

The Heat's 102-90 win leaves the team just one win shy of its fourth straight NBA finals. There were no signs of weaknesses this night from LeBron James -- just blood, so much Indiana Pacers blood on his hands. We are all weaknesses.

Detective Lance Stephenson Body Language McGee managed just a single free throw until late in the fourth quarter and finished with nine points. I'd love to say he was the Pacers' weakness this night -- it would fit nicely here -- but he plays with the waste receptacle known as Roy Hibbert, who scored as many points as your mom.

LeBron had himself a plethora all colors, shapes, and sizes of flying death machine moments, each pinching off a piece of the Pacers' soul and punting it into the Everglades in its own special way. Fall-away threes, coast-to-coast dunks, twisting corkscrew slams, whatever flavor you're in the mood for, LeBron had himself a Baskin-Robbins game, so you're good.

Hisssssssssssss.

Hissssssssssssssssssssssss.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

The Heat takes a commanding 3-1 series lead back to Indiana, where Miami will look to end all of this nonsense and get back into the series that ends in a parade and double-decker buses. Only eight teams in the history of the NBA have ever come back from a 3-1 deficit, one of them being the Miami Heat in 1997 when the team came back to beat the New York Knicks.

No signs of weakness! @MiamiHEAT defeat the @Pacers, 102-90. @KingJames: 32 pts, 10 reb. MIA leads the series 3-1. pic.twitter.com/fpxlUfVbKx

— FOX Sports: Hoops (@HoopsonFOX) May 27, 2014

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21 comments
erikfab30
erikfab30

"Antivenin?" Bravo, Wordsworth.


Carla Christie
Carla Christie

^^^ He never said he wanted to be like Jordan... He's still closer than you will ever be.

John Raia
John Raia

Never wake up a sleeping giant, remember pearl harbor....

Bella Bella
Bella Bella

My last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is wha­ I do...... WWW.ℤAKJ­OB.ℂ­OM

clayton44
clayton44

It's going to be great to see how early the Heat send all those loyal Indiana fans to the exits and back to the cornfields on Wednesday night.  Stephenson is yet another loud mouth New Yorker who has done nothing to back up his boasting.

Rj Peroutka
Rj Peroutka

Stephenson didn't have much to say last night. Bahahha

Gilda Scott
Gilda Scott

Take your toys and go home sore losers. Did you hear that speech George made he should be ashamed.

Christy Foreman
Christy Foreman

No no no Lance never ever speak shit about LeBron he will dig you a hole and bury your ass in it..

Brian Jenkins
Brian Jenkins

Lance Stephenson, Smh. LeBron is not finished with your silly ### yet, best believe that. Lol

Antoinette Key
Antoinette Key

Can this Jersey girl get a tshirt please to show off my love for the heat

DRAKEMALLARD.0
DRAKEMALLARD.0 topcommenter

".And today in sports, a black man somewhere ran with a ball and jumped with a ball and threw a ball and people got really excited as if they hadn't seen it a million times before... ...Next, we'll pretend like we can predict the weather..

Dave Basora
Dave Basora

This writer is wrong! My mom would've scored better than Hibbert did! And she's been dead for 12 years

erikfab30
erikfab30

You got it all wrong...It's the Heat that does the fucking.

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