Seven Reasons Miami Fans Can't Wait To Get the Pacers Out of Their Lives

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The Miami Heat must break the Indiana Pacers tonight. It's time to rid themselves of, as Ray Allen would say, the Pacers "buffoonery." It's damn time to get this Pacers team out of our lives, and move onto an NBA Finals rematch against either the Oklahoma City Thunder or San Antonio Spurs. Tonight the Miami Heat have an opportunity to save us all from the stress and possible all-time frustration a Game 7 in Indiana would bring.

The rest of America should also hope the Heat finish off the Pacers tonight, because if somehow the Indiana Pacers did make the NBA Finals, it would be the biggest massacre of a basketball series ever.

Let's count the ways we hate the Pacers, shall we?

See also: Lance Stephenson Blew in LeBron's Ear Because Lance Stephenson Is the Worst

1. Lance Stephenson comiendo tremendo culo.
Oh, you knew he was first on this list, he probably should be the list. In addition to being a complete asshole on the court, Lance Stephenson has shown to be an even worse person off of it. Stephenson has sky rocketed to the top of the list of players Heat fans wish explosive diarrhea upon. He's most definitely the LeBron James of punchable faces. We can only hope after the Heat finish off the Pacers tonight, LeBron blows Stephenson a kiss goodbye.

2. Frank Vogel is the Pacers leader, which makes so much sense.
It's not so different from meeting a shitty kid's parents, thus figuring out exactly how they became so shitty. Frank Vogel is everything the Miami Heat are not, and he goes about the business of leading an NBA team in a fashion that leaves even Pacers fans disgusted. It's one thing for a 20 year old bench warmer to scream at a jump shooter, it's an entirely separate thing when the coach does it. It's bad look USA for the guy that's supposed to be the figure head of a company, which is basically what a coach is. If his players don't even respect him, why should we?

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3. Pacers' play-by-play announcer Mark Boyle is a dicknose.
Oh, you thought it was just the players and coaches that make this Indiana Pacers teams face so punchable, well you thought wrong. You may remember this from last season:

"These losers are leaving," the Pacers play-by-play radio announcer Mark Boyle said of the Miami fans at Game 2. "They are flocking to the exits with their team down by three. This city does not only not deserve this team, they don't deserve any team."

Not surprisingly, Boyle had nothing to say when the Pacers crowd funneled out of their stadium by the 1,000's before the Heat finished off their Game Two win in Indiana last week.


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33 comments
eddard
eddard

Awful article, but go Heat anyway.  Glad we're moving on to the finals.

SPANK the band
SPANK the band

Go ahead Stephenson, blow in LeBron's ear again.,,,let's see what happens. There is going to be a white hot SPANKING tonight!

Chgo Dave
Chgo Dave

its America with put half as much energy sheltering and feeding are homeless then as we do with sports we wouldn't have so many homeless ? a bunch of grown men playing with a ball who cares.

Erlyn Martinez
Erlyn Martinez

Let's just hope those idiots don't cause us any injuries

Sean Huertas
Sean Huertas

What the fuck is this an ad for united colors if benetton official sponsors of the fuck boys pacers

Danny Cespedes
Danny Cespedes

Lancey boy is gonna have to be blowing in Paul George's ear from now on because they're going fishing tonight.

Danwel Castillo
Danwel Castillo

Lance stephenson is a fucking douchebag. You lucky bron is wise enough to not smack the shit outta you last game. Fuckin pansy ass.

Miguel Aybar
Miguel Aybar

They look like they're about to shoot porn

Rosy Zamora
Rosy Zamora

Seems like we have some phobs here. You know what they say about that... You carry it inside yourself. Go Heat!

Eric Rich
Eric Rich

what is this a fckn boy band lmao

Julie Greenlee
Julie Greenlee

Yes, cause when I think of class, hard work and sportsmanship the Heat definitely come to mind!

Patrick James
Patrick James

Couple of Indian feathers and a leather cop hat and you're looking at the black village people!

Patrick James
Patrick James

Oh that's the Pacers...I thought B2K reunited!

Angel Acevedo
Angel Acevedo

For the love of everything sacred, let it be tonite their last night. And "Lance has the most punchable face" is the understatement of the series.

Tanya C Davis
Tanya C Davis

because that picture makes them look like a gay dance squad?

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