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Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 3/29
Charges: Aggravated Assault With a Firearm, Cannabis and Controlled Substance Possession, Using a Firearm While Committing a Felony
That's probably a gun tattoo on his right cheek, but it kind of looks like a robot penis.

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Arrested: 5/19
Charges: Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Agent and Grand Theft
The officer involved probably had this mugshot framed and looks at it like, "Hah, don't try me."

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Arrested: 5/17
Charges: Assault and Battery
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