Mugshots Friday: Allergic to Broke

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 5/29
Charges: Cocaine Trafficking and Firearm Possession by A Convicted Felon
In case you can't read the words underneath the $100 bill tattoo, they say "Allergic to Broke." Clearly though the man has a high tolerance to very bad taste.

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Arrested: 5/24
Charges: Disorderly Conduct, Solicitation of Business of a Sidewalk, Driving with License Suspended
As far as neck tattoos go, that's a pretty good neck tattoo. Pretty good jacket and pretty good hair too. Just a pretty good overall mugshot really. Good for you, guy.

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Arrested: 5/23
Charges: Cannabis Possession and Trespassing in a School Safety Zone
Meanwhile, this guy has half of a Marge Simpson hairdo going on. Seriously.
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David Lizama
David Lizama

the ben Franklin on that $100 bill neck tattoo looks like the grandpa from the munsters

Jesse Nevel
Jesse Nevel

Hey miami new times, why don't you publish the names and faces of all the pig police officers who have shot down young black men in Liberty City and Overtown? Those killer cop pigs are the real criminals who should be rotting away in prison cells.

Dani Dee
Dani Dee

Don't want to be on blast don't get arrested. Simple

Lenny Lebowitz
Lenny Lebowitz

I believe new times is doing a community service , sure these people have lives and families etc and they got busted and setting and example to others , dont get caught or new times will let everybody know about it

Peter Castro
Peter Castro

Tru that lets talk about how alot of them have bogus charges on them especially the battery of an officer. An officer who has enough arsenal to take down a small village. Lets talk more about police brutality and the lose of our human rights and the militarization of the police force. We r all one run in with the police away from being one of these mugshots. Will we laugh at u?

Sam Ira
Sam Ira

This shouldnt be people's entertainment. These are people's lives..... Needless to say, none of them, or their families, are going through an easy time right now. And by making their troubles entertainment to the public and as if it is a joking matter is insensitive and doesnt set a good example for your readers. Not to mention, they are innocent until proven guilty.

DRodriguez
DRodriguez

Hey Miami New Times, how many of the people on your "mugshots Friday" series have had their rights violated by some of the most corrupt law enforcement in the country (Miami)? Not that I don't enjoy a good mugshot but, it would be foolish to assume that none of the people who you've posted pictures of has been wrongfully imprisoned or have had their rights violated. Just saying. 

Max W. Tau
Max W. Tau

honestly, you guys should make a coffee table book.

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