Mugshots Friday: Blond Ladies
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Cocaine, Cannabis, Controlled Substance, and Paraphanalia Possession
This lady got charged with so many possession charges, yet police did nothing to solve the mystery of who has possession of the rest of her extensions.
Charges: Vehicular Grand Theft, Driving With a Suspended License
So many dumb neck tattoos. Not a single one we can actually read. Really, what's the point?
Charges: Cannabis Possession
How does a person without even noticeably pierced ears wind up with just one oddly placed piercing on her face? Did she walk into the parlor and say, "Ha-ha, I'm so random. Just pierce literally any random part of my face! Random! Yay!"