Mugshots Friday: Blurred Bynes
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Oh, so that's where Amanda Bynes got her style inspiration.
Charges: Firearm Possession by a Convicted Felon, Cocaine Possession, Child Neglect with No Bodily Harm
Why do I feel like this is the kind of lady who'd bring pot to a party but you wouldn't smoke it because you're pretty sure it wasn't 100% pot?
Charges: Cannabis Possession, Resisting an Officer with Violence
The real reason one should never have a mullet is because you don't want a haircut that says "party in the rear" if you somehow wind up in jail.