The 13 Worst Things About Miami Summer
While the rest of the America is gleefully welcoming the start of summer, Miamians are dreading it. It's the worst time of the year, full of bugs, heat, and nothing to do. Let us count the ways we're dreading the next few months.
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Having to put on an new coat of deodorant every time you leave the house... even if it's just to go get the mail.
This should last about a week.
The guy sitting next to you on the bus who smells like he hasn't put on deodorant any time he's left the house since 1972.
It's too hot to enjoy the beach.
You have to buy like prescription strength, super-waterproof sunscreen if you don't want it to sweat off.
Sweat in unmentionable places.
You know exactly what we're talking about. Things sticking together. Smelly bras. Let's not talk about it too much.