Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Firearm Possession by a Convicted Felon, False Report of a Crime
Lifehack: If you have trouble remembering how old you are simply tattoo your birth year in giant letters across your chest. Don't be afraid to get creative and make it look like a permanent medallion.
Charges: Aggravated Battery, Burglary of an Occupied Dwelling
This lady has cried off enough eyeliner and mascara to keep your average high school goth in business for a week. That is so much black eye make up going on there.
Charges: Cannabis Possession
Her tattoo says "stop hating," and yet her facial expression makes it seem like she's doing a lot of hating.