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Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 5/30
Charges: Firearm Possession by a Convicted Felon, False Report of a Crime
Lifehack: If you have trouble remembering how old you are simply tattoo your birth year in giant letters across your chest. Don't be afraid to get creative and make it look like a permanent medallion.

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Arrested: 6/05
Charges: Aggravated Battery, Burglary of an Occupied Dwelling
This lady has cried off enough eyeliner and mascara to keep your average high school goth in business for a week. That is so much black eye make up going on there.

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Arrested: 6/02
Charges: Cannabis Possession
Her tattoo says "stop hating," and yet her facial expression makes it seem like she's doing a lot of hating.


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14 comments
frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

..........................once again proves BROWARD is classier than MIAMI-DADE because we got BSO deputy LTs and COUNTY JUDGEs in our mug-shots here in ft liquordale

Clare Hartkorn-Taylor
Clare Hartkorn-Taylor

Of you can't do the time...don't do the crime...this includes public humiliation....:-) loooove it

Susan Werb
Susan Werb

Sayad guilty "criminals" as defined by law-makers who exempt themselves from their own rules and imprison nonviolent, victimless offenders in for-profit prisons with contract-guaranteed occupancy rates....in the country that imprisons more of its own citizens than any other in the world and 1/4 of all prisoners worldwide

walkersophiayga
walkersophiayga

my best friend's step-aunt makes $71 /hr on the laptop . She has been fired for seven months but last month her pay was $21729 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Find Out More..

http://www.jobs23.com

Sam Ira
Sam Ira

Ps yall are pathetic for this segment. I hope yall or your loved ones, sons and daughters, etc, get arrested and for their mugshots to be blasted online and that people would laugh at u/them for it to b4 even being found guilty. Not to mention, the mugshot always showing up on google searches when u or ur loved ones try to get a job in the future and not being able to bc of the mugshot that is on ur "classy" news website of u and/or ur family members for allegedly doing something stupid when they were young and dumb leaves a bad image for them. So, I hope it happens to you and your family. Way to contribute to society...

Sam Ira
Sam Ira

Except theyre not guilty sayad khan.

Sayad Khan
Sayad Khan

ALL guilty criminals should be subject to humiliation.

Mary Koehnk
Mary Koehnk

You guys are haters!! big fan of the New Times but this segment is unfair, uninformative, and silly--get rid of it. Making fun of people who have to serve time for victimless crimes is cheap. Y'all are acting like TMZ up in here

walkersophiayga
walkersophiayga

my best friend's step-aunt makes $71 /hr on the laptop . She has been fired for seven months but last month her pay was $21729  just working on the laptop for a few hours. Find Out More..

http://www.jobs23.com

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