Miami Beach Cop Blames Boner Cream for Positive Cocaine Test

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If there was one American city where accidentally getting cocaine into your system without your knowledge would be a somewhat common occurrence, it is Miami. After all, back in 2009 French Tennis player Richard Gasquet was suspended after a bit of coke turned up in his system. He claimed that it entered his body because he made out with a coked-up woman at LIV, and his suspension was lifted.

Miami Beach Police Detective Reinaldo Casas excuse for failing a cocaine test is even better. He claims it entered his body because he was using some questionable boner cream.

See also: Miami Beach Cop Blames "Sexual Aid Cream" for Firing

Casas, a respected homicide detective was fired in February 2013 after coke showed up in his system. Casas maintained that he had never even done coke.

He soon realized that cocaine might have gotten in some weird sex jelly he got from a friend who in turn got it from "an old Cuban guy." The friend said he got the cream, stored in an unmarked container, as a gift from the guy in exchange for political signs.

Casas appealed the firing, and convinced an arbitrator this week that indeed the accidental coke consumption wasn't grounds for firing. Now MBPD must hire him back.

Though, this begs the question: does rubbing coke jelly on your dick actually enhance sex?

Would you be surprised to know there's not much in the way of scientific evidence on this matter?

The best we can do is this explanation from a drug message board:

Cocaine probably doesn't make you very high by applying it to the penis. The main effect would be to anesthetize the skin, meaning one could have sex for longer without ejaculating.

To which another user responds:

What a waste of coke... for gods sake, keep your doodle out of the drugs.

The forum could not come to a conclusion as to what the coke cream would do to the detectives' partners, uh, sugar walls. Yet another reason to always use a condom.

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samueljackson864
samueljackson864 topcommenter

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Joseph Mazon
Joseph Mazon

I'm actually pleased to see this, its going to make a great defense in court going fwd. Now that there IS a record.

Sandy Sicondolfo
Sandy Sicondolfo

Test his wife's vagina for trace elements..... Dumbest excuse ever... Wtf!!!

Alberto Delgado Fernandez
Alberto Delgado Fernandez

Yeah these are our "role models" in a city full of corruption. Think about it, where most of those cops and their bosses and the "local" authorities come from?? the high seas. What education did they receive as they grew up? who knows. How did the american society allowed for these scum to get to rule us?

Cara Whittaker
Cara Whittaker

More like "where does FLORIDA find these cops?" They're everywhere.

Luis F Lorie
Luis F Lorie

Probably needed the boner cream because of the cocaine he was already on.

Mike Kohl
Mike Kohl

In the gutter around the corner back in the alleyway.....

Mo Perlman
Mo Perlman

Fire this asshole. He's a lying drug addict.

David Walker
David Walker

Thats gonna be my excuse from now on if I ever test postive for crack, cocaine, heroin, vicoden, and other stuff, "I fell on an addicts house and landed on a bunch of creams, needles and pipes". Not my fault.

Brian Bartlett
Brian Bartlett

LOL!!!!! Positive Cocaine test means, duh.. boner cream? WTF LOL!

Robert Gow
Robert Gow

"Do you have 5 fingers on each hand? YOU are eligible to become MBPD!"

Cts Limo Cts Limo
Cts Limo Cts Limo

It it happened to any of us they would incarcerate us forever

DrumRollPlease
DrumRollPlease

Who was the arbitrator and who approved this union contract?  City hall approved the union contract so city hall should give a statement. 

Jim Rosa
Jim Rosa

the cops all look like criminals anyways!

JuacoGrouper
JuacoGrouper

All of you are fucking idiots first off you don't know the guy so don't act like you do secondly enough yes I know the guy he's an old family friend he's known me since I was little kid and I can tell you this you will never find a more straight up dedicated gracious and peacemaking officer then Mr. Ray Casas thirdly enough yes it was a cream it did have cocaine in it it was brought in from overseas it wasn't some Cuban guy so this article is a lie and my last comment all you guys are just a bunch of fucking idiots

JuacoGrouper
JuacoGrouper

All of you are fucking idiots first off you don't know the guy so don't act like you do secondly enough yes I know the guy he's an old family friend he's known me since I was little kid and I can tell you this you will never find a more straight up dedicated gracious and peacemaking officer then Mr. Ray Casas thirdly enough yes it was a cream it did have cocaine in it it was brought in from overseas it wasn't some Cuban guy so this article is a lie and my last comment all you guys are just a bunch of fucking idiots

JuacoGrouper
JuacoGrouper

First off fuck everyone in this comment blog secondly the gentleman that they speak of is an old family friend and yes he did have sexual issues and yes he did get the cream's thirdly enough who in the fuck are you guys to bash them when you don't even know the person

JuacoGrouper
JuacoGrouper

First off fuck everyone in this comment blog secondly you don't know the guy he's an old family friend and yes he did use a cream to get his dick hard because he had issues sexually which eventually happens to a lot of people so there's no real need to make fun of him in that aspect and thirdly it was the cream he's going to get his job back and all of you guys are making fun of him are just a bunch of fucking idiots

MP Quinn
MP Quinn

Miami cops are trash just most of the miami dade population, dam parasites!!!

Keith Holland
Keith Holland

Cops are like this all over. The occupation attracts bullies and idiots like the priesthood occupation attracts pedophiles.

Nicholas Castillo
Nicholas Castillo

These fkm cops ruin peoples lives on a daily basis and they are acquitted of crimes while they are suppose to protect and serve.

Vince Witty
Vince Witty

I bet they find them right here in miami, they fit right in

cbsobe
cbsobe

@JuacoGrouper  If he's got a friend like YOU, he certainly doesn't need enemies.

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