Miami's Hottest Backyard Party Devolved Into a Drunken, Mango-Throwing Brawl With Cops

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The arrest report is, at first glance, your standard South Florida fare. Location: a house party in South Miami. Suspect: an 18-year-old kid. Charges: battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Then, however, there is the rather unusual weapon, listed in parentheses like an afterthought: mango.

The backstory behind the fruit-versus-cop incident isn't just bizarre. It's also a sneak peek into one of this city's hottest events -- wild bacchanals called Sharkface Backyard Parties, run by an 18-year-old who says he's related to one of Miami's most famous families.

"I don't like telling people that they are the best parties in town because I don't want to sound immodest," says Alex Balart, the young man behind the shows. "But this is everything I ever wanted in a party, and the universe just gave it to me."

Balart -- who says he's related to Republican stalwarts Mario and Lincoln Diaz-Balart, though it's not clear how close a relation he is -- is barely old enough to vote. But he now finds himself at the helm of an ever-expanding underground music scene in South Miami-Dade.

It all began two months ago as Balart and his buddies were preparing to graduate from Miami Southridge Senior High. Alex, a thin kid with facial piercings, cutoff T-shirts, and what can only be called an emo-mullet, stared into the future and saw visions of backyard ragers with ladies, libations, and local music. Three words sprang to mind, like gifts from a generous muse: SHARK. FACE. PARTY.

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"There is nothing to do around here in the summer," he says, citing the recent closures of venues like Miami Wings, the New Vintage Music Hall, and the Talent Farm. "We don't really have a venue or somewhere we can call home anymore. So I thought I would just kick it up a notch and do it myself."

Balart planned the party's premiere for May 24. News of the fiesta spread like wildfire on Facebook. When more than 500 people showed up, Balart knew he had a viable business.

He and his buddies decided to go even bigger for their next stunt, officially dubbed the first Sharkface Backyard Party. Graphic designer Bryan Montenegro crafted posters screaming "Konichiwa Bitches!" and promising no fewer than 16 bands on three stages. And club promoter Brandon Claro put out the word to drum up even more of a crowd.

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It worked. By 5 p.m. on June 28, more than 300 kids -- most in their late teens or early 20s -- were packed into Balart's backyard. By sundown, it was 800. Everything was going great, Balart says, until he heard screaming and shouting from the front of the house.

Two bouncers, basically just dudes Balart had met a few hours earlier, were wailing on a photographer named Adrian Dominguez.

"Instead of doing their jobs, they ended up getting wasted and bullying people out into the street," Balart admits.

Dominguez was rushed to the hospital, where doctors wired shut his shattered jaw. Two Miami-Dade cops arrived at the party moments later and made a beeline for the backyard. Officer Jesus Coto pulled his Taser and stunned one of the suspects. But just as he was about to arrest the bouncer, a mango came crashing into Coto's head.


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32 comments
Patricia L Watt
Patricia L Watt

over ripe mango splat! hope the fruit fly's give them Staph!

Joseph Mazon
Joseph Mazon

Losers breed losers. This story sounds like slackers trying to be playas, and not quite rising up to the level, cuz they don't have the slightest clue as to how to do it. YAWN, Stay young and stupid Balart, you have a long, long way to go before you can run with the big dogs.

FtheBalarts
FtheBalarts

Sounds like an idiot, not unlike the idiots Mario and Lincoln Diaz-Balart.

David Goldfarb
David Goldfarb

The assault was between 9 and 9:30 and the cops were called right away so, draw your own inferences...

Justin Roig
Justin Roig

What David Goldfarb said is true. The cops didn't show up til about 12:15. There's a lot of misinformation in this article, but the party was great. (Aside from a few mishaps)

David Goldfarb
David Goldfarb

The police did NOT rush straight to the house following the assault. It took them over three hours to come.

damil_guitar
damil_guitar

I can't believe the incident made it this far lmao

Justin Roig
Justin Roig

Yo Alex Sharkface, you made it. lmfao

Coraline PM
Coraline PM

Evelyn NodarseMelissa Nodarse is this what bebe is up to?

Shanna C Proudfit
Shanna C Proudfit

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Deathray Jones
Deathray Jones

If you're going to have bouncers at your house party, get real ones, or some off duty cops.

Larry Herrero
Larry Herrero

And where is the all mighty do no wrong Balart family elders denouncing this wreckless chaos? Probably preparing a news conference blaming it all on infiltrated agents from Cuba.

Vince Witty
Vince Witty

We need more mangos and less roid rage bouncers

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