Mugshots Friday: Bart Simpson Hair

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Every other Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous two weeks (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.


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Arrested: 8/05
Charges: Carrying a Concealed Firearm
So this is what Bart Simpson hair looks like in real life.

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Arrested: 8/03
Charges: Controlled Substance and Paraphernalia Possession
You know when someone stays a little too long after the party has ended? For her it's been about 15 years too long.

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Arrested: 7/31, 7/22, and 7/01
Heroin Possession With Intent to Sell, Resisting an Officer, and Cocaine and Paraphernalia Possession
She did what LeBron will never do -- threepeated in Miami, and it took her only a month.


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Arrested: 8/02
Charges: Driving With a Suspended License and Providing a False ID
Sometimes trying to grow your remaining hair only draws more attention to how bald you actually are.

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neatjunk
neatjunk

My favorite Miami New Times regular feature.

Daniel Paul
Daniel Paul

This is fuxked up. I don't like this

Rosy Cordero
Rosy Cordero

\U0001f602\U0001f602\U0001f602 I love these!

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