We know you, Miami. We know that you somehow manage to simultaneously believe in and not give a flaming end-of-the-world crap about the supposed apocalypse this Friday.
In fact, we bet that the only way the upcoming Armageddon upset your week was to bump up your screwing schedule by a day or two. The bushes around South Beach have been shaking for days. Brickell bar bathrooms have seen more orgasms than a tantric sex session with Sting. "C'mon baby," we keep overhearing dudes plead. "But it's the end of the world!"
Except it isn't. At least, not according to the most knowledgeable person we could find: University of Miami professor and Maya expert Traci Ardren. So you can put your pants back on now, please.More »