Over the years, several Americans have sought refuge in Fidel Castro's Cuba for legal and political reasons, but until now, no one has tried to do so because they're afraid of Paris Hilton.
In case you missed Art Basel week's stupidest celebrity gossip, let's get you caught up. Actress Lindsay Lohan was staying at a Star Island mansion possibly rented for the week by New York writer Ray LeMoine. During the week, Paris Hilton's 24-year-old brother, Barron, also popped up at the party pad. LeMoine allegedly wound up punching him in the face. The younger Hilton immediately took to the gossip press to insist Lohan had orchestrated the attack. It's all a big made-for-TMZ mess, yet somehow Fidel Castro is now involved.More »