New Daily Kos Poll: Rubio Narrows Crist's GOP Lead Thanks to Birthers, Still Can't Beat Meek in General

Daily Kos/Research 2000 just released their latest Florida poll, and there are a lot of interesting little poll number factoids to be pulled. Riptide tends to have some smart readers, so we won't recap the entire poll, but instead let's mine some of our favorite nuggets.

The Senate Race:

Republican Primary:
  • Charlie Crist now only leads Marco Rubio by 10 points!
  • 73% of Republicans who think President Obama was born in America would vote for Crist, only 16% would vote for Rubio. These are your mostly sane, non-Limbaugh loving Republicans.
  • Marco Rubio wins amongst Republicans who don't believe Obama was born in the US, or aren't sure. These are your birthers and tea party "activists" 
  • Unfortunately for Crist, only 35% of Florida Republicans believe, for sure, that Obama was born in the United States (WTF PEOPLE?)
General Election:
  • Charlie Crist would still sweep the floor with Kendrick Meek, 50-33%
  • However, in South Florida, Meek would win 48%-41%, the only region in the state he carries against Crist.
  • Kendrick Meek has a 38%-30% over Rubio in a hypothetical matchup. Rubio is polling better amongst white people, but only by 1%. Meek would actually do better amongst Hispanics by 13%. 
Hot Hypothetical Three-Way Action:
  • So what would happen if Charlie Crist ran as an independent against both Rubio and Meek? Crist: 32% Meek: 31% Rubio:27%

Sarah Palin Looking Into Making Florida Senate Race Endorsement

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Sarah Palin will be in Florida as part of her Going Rogue book tour next Tuesday (but only the "Real America" parts of Florida, so sadly she won't make it down South), but will she drop off an endorsement in the Senate race while she's here? 

Palin tells National Review Online that she's looking into it. 
She suggests, meanwhile, that there might be encouraging news coming Marco Rubio's way. She says she's had a chance to look at the Crist-Rubio race "just on the surface." But she adds, "I'm just being asked about it really in the last week or two, so I'll dig more into it. I'll find out what the guys are holding in terms of positions and see where maybe I can help."

Marco Rubio has already said he would love to have Palin's endorsement, and earlier in the interview Palin says, "What I love about the Republican party is how we invite -- or at least we should be inviting -- healthy competition in our primaries."

So it seems that a Rubio endorsement is much more likely than a Crist endorsement. 

The Palm Beach Post is speculating that this could be another front on the ongoing McCain/Palin war, as John McCain has already endorsed Charlie Crist. 

Rubio Says Reagan Was Wrong on Immigration

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You know a candidate is really serious about painting himself as a hardcore conservative when he tries to place himself to the right of Right Wing Deity Ronald Reagan. But that's exactly what Marco Rubio did today, by declaring that the Gipper's support of the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 was a bad move. 

The act (which, by the way, was signed when Rubio was 15) made it illegal for employers to knowingly hire illegal immigrants, but also granted amnesty to some 2.7 million illegal workers who had been in the US since before 1982. 

"In 1986 Ronald Reagan granted amnesty to 3 million people. You know what happened, in addition to becoming 11 million a decade later? There were people trying to enter the country legally, who had done the paperwork, who were here legally, who were going through the process, who claimed, all of a sudden, 'No, no no no , I'm illegal.' Because it was easier to do the amnesty program than it was to do the legal process," Rubio told a  Martin County Republican Womens Federated meeting today, according to the Palm Beach Post.

"I think [Reagan] did it for the right reasons, but I think it ended up working the wrong way," he continued.

I guess Rubio can kiss that Zombie Reagan endorsement good bye. 

Crist Gets Slammed for Playing the 'Race Card' by Rubio-friendly Bloggers

In regards to the stupid YouTube video we talked about Wednesday, popular conservative Blogger Erik Erikson of RedState.com declares that Charlie Crist is playing the race card. Here's the Headline: "Charlie Crist Finally Pulls Race Card. Jealous of Rubio's Better Tan."

"The video shows Marco Rubio speaking in Spanish, then has a clip of Barack Obama referring to Marco Rubio as a Cuban, then says no way "WE" can trust Rubio. Really? Because he's Cuban? Really?," writes Erikson.

Another blogger at Race42008.com thinks the racism is so apparent it makes him sick to his stomach. 

"So we have Rubio speaking Spanish, for half the commercial, reportedly supporting a felon with an uber-Hispanic name," he writes.

That 'felon' is Former Hialeah Mayor Raul Martinez, who is not actually a felon at all. The video, though, isn't highlighting Rubio's 'support' of Martinez, which is not actually support at all, because he's hispanic or a 'felon,' but because he's a Democratic. 

Miami-Dade Democratic Chairman Booted by State Party

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Just days after sending out a fiery letter calling for the resignation of Florida Democratic Party chair Karen Thurman -- a letter that made liberal use of his word processor's bold and underline features -- Miami-Dade Democratic chairman BJ Chiszar has been given the boot

Chiszar's letter is five pages of "inside baseball," but here are a few highlights to give you an idea of the generally unprofessional tone: 
  • He calls the University of Miami Democrats "rich little snobs." 
  • Describing a phone conversation with executive director Scott Arceneaux: "Mr. Arceneaux then proceeded to rudely insult me and tell me to shut up. As you can imagine, I let him have it and put him in his place real quick. I will not be spoken to by these scumbags like that! I can only assume that you wouldn't either!"
  • He calls the founder of the Democratic Hispanic Caucus of Miami-Dade, Millie Herrerra, "a gadfly who lost to a complete unknown civil rights activist in the election for State Committeewoman and still cries herself to sleep every night about it."
Chiszar, age 30, was elected last December, and as he all too often points out, is the youngest large county party chair in the nation, or so he claims. 

He's being removed for the following: attempting to charge candidates and groups to access voter files (apparently in one instance to those rich little snobs at UM) despite that access being free; being rude; failing to hold a single meeting with a quorum present; and making threats against Democratic officials. 

So Chiszar is gone. In his place is attorney Richard Lydecker, a close friend of Manny Diaz, who also has connections to Alex Sink and Bill Nelson. Blue in Miami, incidentally, is wondering if this means Diaz might be more likely to run for higher office. 
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Miami Book Fair: Taylor Branch Talks About 'The Clinton Tapes'

Back in the 1970s, while working on George McGovern's doomed presidential bid in Texas, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Taylor Branch shared a room with two driven young Yalies named Bill and Hillary Clinton. 

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​When the man from Hope won the White House in '92, Clinton invited Branch -- in secret, even from his top advisors -- to record interviews with him.

Eight years of furtive taping led to this year's 700-page The Clinton Tapes: Wrestling History With the President (Simon & Schuster, $35). The book sketches a behind-the-scenes portrait of the most powerful man on Earth.

Branch will speak about the project on Saturday at the Miami Book Fair. The talk, scheduled at noon in the Chapman Conference Center, is free but does require a ticket.

 "This is a unique book because it's not meant to be a historical evaluation. I was just too close to Bill for that," Branch says.

Instead, The Clinton Tapes fills in the blanks behind the biggest moments of Clinton's presidency as they happened. 

For instance, after Castro shot down Cuban-American pilots during the Brothers to the Rescue crisis in 1994, Branch writes, Clinton threatened Fidel Castro with military retaliation. "He was really starting to dip his toes in the water on loosening the embargo before that, but Fidel put him in a spot where he had no choice but to back out," Branch says today.

Click through for a full Q&A with the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of "Parting the Waters: America in the King Years."

Dear Florida Media: Not Every Stupid Political YouTube Video is News

Just weeks after much too much of Florida's political establishment and media took a dumb Crist/Rubio remix of an old YouTube meme way too seriously, there's another stupid YouTube video that certain journalists, it seems, are forcibly trying to turn into a controversy. 

It's a ridiculous anti-Rubio ad that somehow tries to paint Rubio as a secret Democrat lover. The evidence: Barack Obama once said his name at a CANF event, and in his former-role as a political commenter for Univision he makes a basic observation about how failed Democratic congressional candidate Raul Martinez could improve his strategy. 

It's clearly the amateur work of an Crist supporter with a bit too much time on his hands, but the biggest political news bureau in the state decided to run with it and turn it into something more. I guess they don't know that any one can upload any thing they want on this here YouTube site, and most of it doesn't need to be elevated into serious political discussion.

Marco Rubio Would Love Sarah Palin's Endorsement

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​Marco Rubio says he would love to get Sarah Palin's endorsement in his race against Charlie Crist for the Senate. 


Asked if he would welcome the support of former GOP vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor Sarah Palin, Rubio offers an unqualified yes, adding that "I can't think of anything her and I disagree with off the top of my head."

Carpetbagger and Grayson Opponent Armando Gutierrez Jr. Pissing Off Republicans

There's no doubt Orlando-area Rep. Alan Grayson pisses Republicans off (and probably takes glee in it), but it's not good news when his top GOP challenger is also pissing off Republicans.

Armando Gutierrez Jr., a Miami native and son of local political mover and shaker Armando Gutierrez, moved to Orlando last month to take on Grayson in the 2010 election. Problem is, he's not exactly playing nice with local GOP leaders, according to The Hill

GOP operatives in Washington and the district say he is running a destructive primary campaign, and national and local leaders are doing just about anything they can to avoid having him as their nominee.  "He's offending a lot of people," said attorney Will McBride, who opted out of the race last week. "He's rubbing people the wrong way. He needs to be a little more professional in his approach to reaching out to local leaders in our party."  Numerous others confirmed the widespread bristling at Gutierrez's early maneuvers.  "He's pissing people off a lot," said a leading local GOP operative. "He's very pushy and is an unknown commodity, and people are jealously guarding their prerogatives."

Twenty-eight-year-old Gutierrez has been aggresively seeking endorsements using his family ties. After a number of local names declined to seek the Republican nomination, Gutierrez stepped in. Although he has few strong ties to the area, he cites the fact that he's done business in the area for six years. 

Nine City of Miami Workers Earning More Than $100K Get the Boot

A couple months ago, the City of Miami's budget was about as well-balanced as Gary Busey on PCP.

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The Commission, Mayor Manny Diaz and the city's three unions staged a vicious tug-of-war over who would feel the most pain in plugging a $118 million hole.

But as Tomas Regalado prepares to take over Diaz's seat later this afternoon, he inherits a budget balanced for the moment by an uneasy agreement. The unions and City Manager Pete Hernandez all agreed to pay cuts and layoffs in early October.

Charlie Cox, chief of the American Federation of State, County, and Municipal Employees union, tells Riptide he ended up with 40 layoffs. Hernandez, in turn, promised the Herald he'd lose "a dozen" of his top earners.

So who did Hernandez and City Attorney Julie Bru actually show the door? Riptide has obtained their layoff records, and it shows that, indeed, pink slips went out to 39 city employees, from Bru's office to NET to Information Technology.

But only nine of those layoffs hit managers pulling in more than $100,000 a year (including Elliot Fixler, an assistant director we found enjoyed regularly working four-hour shifts.)

Hernandez's own executive assistant, Gilbert Cabrera, avoided the ax by taking a pay cut and moving to the Solid Waste Department.

Click through for the full list of the top-earners who did get canned.

Why Do Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio Continue To Hide Their Love?

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All of Florida is wondering when Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio will come out and make it official. They are totally in political love, but why won't Jeb put a ring on it by endorsing Rubio over Gov. Charlie Crist in the Senate primary? 

Years ago, things weren't so hush-hush. During Rubio's House Speaker swearing-in ceremony, Bush unsheathed his big, powerful, gold sword and bestowed it upon Rubio's eager hands. Seriously.

"I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior," Jeb said, after reciting some politically-erotic fiction about Chang, a mystical, conservative warrior with the most stereotypical Chinese name possible.

Rubio keeps that sword in his office as a quiet mark of their (political) love, but what he really wants out of Jeb is three little words that mean so much: "I endorse you." 

In the mean time, Jeb and Rubio now seemingly have joint custody of the Bush brothers. 

'Tea Party' Party Officially Established in Florida

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Well, the 'Tea Party' is an official political party in Florida now. Orlando lawyer Frederic O'Neal registered the new party with the Florida Secretary of State in August, and serves as its chairman.

"The current system has become mired in the sludge of special interest money that seeks to control the leadership of both parties. It's time for real change," said O'Neal in a statement according to Politico.

Apparently he hopes the party becomes something like New York's Conservative Party that recently made headlines in that special congressional election. Though, unlike New York, Florida doesn't have fusion voting, where a third party is allowed to give their ballot line to a major party candidate. So what exactly the Tea Party plans to do isn't clear. 

The party steams from the Conservative Tea Party protests that kept cable news busy all this summer by protesting big government.

Crist Denies Endorsing Stimulus Bill; Owns Up to Accepting Reality

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Charlie Crist went on CNN yesterday and said that he didn't endorse the stimulus package

Huh? What? Riptide was there when he appeared with President Obama touting the stimulus in Ft. Myers. 

Even though the White House is claiming that he did in fact pretty much endorse the bill, Crist says he was just trying to make the best of a political reality. 

Here's what Crist said to the press today, via The Buzz:

"The bill that passed wasn't exactly what I would want to vote for. But it's what passed. And once that happened, you need to realize you need to do everything you possibly can to fight for Florida and our fellow Floridians, whether they're school teachers, construction workers or whatever it might be. And so once this happens, you know, I think it's important to embrace it, fight for Florida's fair share and do what's right for the state."

However, Crist did have this to say at the Ft. Myers event, "We know it's important to pass this stimulus package."

NRSC Decides to Back Off in Florida Primary

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Looks like Marco Rubio might have pulled off a bit of a victory thanks to the results of New York's 23rd congressional district. Sen. John Cornyn announced yesterday that the National Republican Senatorial Committee won't be inserting itself into primary's anymore. 

Though the NRSC's endorsement still stands, it seems like Cornyn is playing a bit of revisionist history with his words. 

"As far as what's happening in specifically Florida -- we made a decision to endorse Gov. Crist at his request. But we'e really not involved in the primary," Cornyn told Politico

But it was Cornyn, head of the NRSC, who originally met with Crist and played a big part in persuading the Governor to forgo re-election in Tallahassee to seek the Senate seat. The NRSC requested Crist to run before he ever requested their endorsement. 

Miami Beach Commission Race Heading to Recount

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This we know for sure: Michael Gongora's name will be on the ballot for the Miami Beach  runoff election for the Group III Commission seat on Nov 17th. His opponent isn't quite clear. 

In the three way election, Gongora came out with the most votes, but because he didn't come close to receiving 50 percent, he'll face a runoff. The other two candidates -- Alex Fernandez and Gabrielle Redfern -- are currently only 17 votes apart, with Redfern in the lead. 

Gongora was first elected to the Commission in 2006, even though (or perhaps thanks to, this being Miami Beach and all) an anonymous flyer went out describing him as a "liberal homosexual in the style of Mark Foley." Then a scandal involving a lawyer from his firm representing a client in front of the design board cost him re-election in 2008. 2009 see's him come closer to returning to the board, despite a flyer that went out portraying him as a drunk driving Godzilla paid for by shameless Broward political attack dog Russ Oster. Gongora did have a few DUIs, but that was back when he was a young liberal Godzilla in the style of Lindsay Lohan he says. 

What the Conservative Defeat in New York Means for Crist and Rubio

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Last night Democrat Bill Owens pulled off a surprising win in New York's 23rd congressional district special election over insurgent Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman who had forced the Republican candidate Dede Scozzafava out of the race. When talking about the results just about every talking head on every network mentioned the Rubio-Crist Republican primary quagmire in Florida. But what does it actually mean for us here in the sunshine state?

As we mentioned yesterday, Charlie Crist --the establishment, moderate Republican in the race-- and his supporters now have a pretty powerful talking point: Sure, a conservative movement-backed candidate like Rubio may be able to theoretically knock off a moderate Republican in the primary, but what's the point when they can't even win amongst the general populace? They can't even do it in a traditionally Republican area, what's the game plan for a notoriously purple state like Florida? 

Some starry eyed conservatives painted the result as a win for the movement, noting that it proves Republicans can't win without support from the far-right. But, if we're going down that road, it also proves Conservatives can't win without moderate support either. 

City of Miami Voters: Yes To Name Recognition And Cash! No to Messages!

The handful of City of Miami voters who bothered to roll by the polls yesterday sent an age-old but always cringe-inducing message: Cash and name recognition wins elections.

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In the four contested races in the city, voters went nuts over well-funded Tomas Regalado for mayor (71.67 percent) and incumbent Michelle Spence Jones in District 5 (82.75 percent), and gave a nod in District 3 to Frank Carollo (52.29 percent). They sent District 4's Francis Suarez and Manolo Reyes to a runoff.

So what do these guys have in common? What grand, overarching vision for the City of Miami's future can we divine from these results?

First, take the mayor's race. Tomas Regalado's message to voters basically boiled down to one word: NO. Regalado didn't really run on his merits as much as he ran as far away as possible from outgoing mayor Manny Diaz. Regalado was the change candidate and his opponent, Joe Sanchez, could never escape his typecast as Diaz's Mini-Me.

It didn't hurt his chances that Regalado raised almost a third more cash than Sanchez, and dominated the older, Cuban-American demographic (who were likely none too upset about his past support for terrorist Eduardo Arocena).

Moron of the Election Cycle: Raphael Herman

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Imagine being Miami Beach mayoral candidate Raphael Herman's volunteer campaign manager. You're already battling an incumbent on behalf of a candidate who's known only as a perennial loser, but you have a bit of momentum and are hoping to make a dent in the results when- oops, Herman shows up at an Obama speech trying to get the president to look at his wounds from being attacked by rabid firemen.

Here at New Times, we get wild-eyed people coming to our offices with similar stories all the time. They're not usually running for office.

Apologies to Matti Bower, but wouldn't it have been sweet if Herman had won? It's not so outlandish a prospect: Roughly 37 people voted in the Miami Beach election, so our hero with the Prince Valiant 'cut probably could have snuck into office if he had the wherewithall - and McDonald's vouchers -- to bribe the homeless population of Flamingo Park into voting for him. And then Mayor Herman could have tried to institute his new policy banning non-residents from driving on the causeway, sparking a revolt that would have certainly ended in somebody getting beheaded.

Alas, now the island is stuck with a severely sane mayor- which really doesn't represent the populace at all, if you think about it. (But there's salvation coming in a couple of years: a particular candidate is been rumored to have been seen scrawling "HERMAN 2011" on picket signs using chicken blood early this morning.)

Raphael, you may be the moron of the month- for lack of a better word for your unique brand of faildom- but Goddamnit, we'll miss you.   

Miami Election Results: Regalado Landslide

Tomas Regalado will be Miami's next mayor, winning with about 72% of the vote. Joe Sanchez, his competitor and fellow City Commissioner, netted a disappointing 28%. We'll do more thinking about this tomorrow, I'm sure, but for now the results. 

Miami Mayor: Tomas Regalado
Miami Commissioner - District 3: Frank Carollo
Miami Commissioner - District 4: Francis Suarez (44%) heads to a runoff with Manolo Reyes (40%)
Miami Commissioner - District 5: Michelle Spence-Jones

Miami Beach Election Results: Incumbents Win, Open Seats Heading for Runoffs

The most heated races on Miami Beach will head to runoffs later this month, but Mayor Matti Herrera Bower and Commissioner Jerry Libbin win easy re-election.

Former Commissioner Michael Gongora will head to a run-off in his bid to return to government, but against who is still unclear. 

Miami Beach Mayor: Matti Herrera Bower
Miami Beach Commissioner Group I: Jerry Libbin
Miami Beach Commissioner Group II: Jorge Exposito and Maria Mayer will head to a run-off with about 38% of the vote each.
Miami Beach Commissioner Group III: With about 42% of the vote Michael Gongora heads to the run-off. Though Alex Fernandez and Gabrielle Redfern are currently 31 votes apart, with two precincts yet to report.

Hialeah Election Results: Robaina, Gonzalez and Cue Win Out Easy

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The citizens of Hialeah sure weren't hungry for change. All three offices up for election went easily to the incumbents. Notably, Katharine Cue, who was appointed to the commission last year, won her first election. 

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Hialeah Council Member - Group V: Luis Gonzalez
Hialeah Council Member - Group VII: Katharine Cue

Miami, Miami Beach and Hialeah Election Night Liveblog

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​Some of you, apparently not a whole lot, but some went out to the polls today to elect mayors and various council people and commissioners in Miami, Miami Beach and Hialeah. 

Though, even if you didn't make it out to the polling places we hope you're at least somewhat interested in who won, and what it means. So Riptide will be liveblogging the election results tonight,  most likely startin g around 7 pm, and we'll try to make it as fun and exciting as possible. 

We'll be keeping close eyes on all the Miami elections, that wild Miami Beach commission race, and that unfortunate Hialeah council race featuring a former beauty queen and a disgraced cop. 

Live blog starts here in reverse chronological order.

10:11 - I think this is going to be it for us tonight in regards to this live blog, but expect more coverage tonight and tomorrow morning. 

10:08 - The Miami Beach Commission Group 2 is still too close to call to tell who will go to the run-off.

10:06 - Miami Commission results: District 3 - Frank Carollo will win outright. District 4 - Manolo Reyes and Francis Suarez will go to a run off. District 5 - Michelle Spence-Jones wins with 83%. 

10:03 - Regalado is celebrating his landslide victory in Miami. Just to reiterate what we said earlier: Joe Sanchez got a smaller percentage of the vote than shock jock Enrique Santos got in 2005 when he ran against Manny Diaz. Man.



Absentee Ballot Voting High in Miami and Hialeah

Let's hope it's not a '97 repeat, but a large number of absentee ballots have been returned so far in local elections today where polling place turnout has been low. 

The City of Miami sent out 27,223 absentee ballots, and as of yesterday 15,108 were returned. That's roughly 15 percent of the City's registered voters who could vote by absentee ballot.

Hialeah, a city with more than 88,000 registered voters has had 9,500 out of 17,093 ballots sent out. Miami Beach, with more than 46,000 voters, only sent out 7,290 ballots, with 2,691 returned. 

If any of these races turn out close, especially in Miami and Hialeah, don't be surprised if there's some fight over absentee ballots.

Random Kennedy Clan Member Reportedly Eyeing Governor Race

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A Kennedy cousin is apparently mulling the idea of entering the family business by making a bid for Florida's Governor's mansion and challenging Florida CFO Alex Sink in the Democratic primary, according to Naked Politics

Anthony Shriver -- son of VP candidate Sergeant Shriver, brother of California first lady Maria Shriver and Santa Monica City Councilman Bobby Shriver, grandson of Ambassador Joe Kennedy, nephew of President JFK, Attorney General Bobby, Senator Teddy, and probably a few more, but you get the picture -- is the Kennedy in question. Naked Politics says he's quietly asking around about the idea. 

A Miami Beach Resident, Anthony is best known as the founder of Best Buddies International, and an activist for people with intellectual disabilities. His wife Alina, was born in Cuba. 

Who is Paula Dockery and Why is She Running for Governor?

After a few months of publicly flirting with the idea, Republican State Senator Paula Dockery of Lakeland officially announced today that she will run for Governor, and challenge Attorney General Bill McCollum in the Republican Primary. 

So, who is this lady and why is she doing it? 

She says she's had constitutents practically begging her to run to "offer voters the opportunity to have a different choice."

The fact that she has a very rich husband doesn't hurt either. Hubby C.C. "Doc" Dockery spent nearly $3 million of his own money to champion 2000's successful constitutional amendment that required the state to build a high speed rail system. Jeb Bush urged a repeal of the amendment in 2004 that was successful, and the Tampa Tribune says Dockery spent nearly $800 million to fight it (which we can't fathom nor verify) $800,000 (since fixed Trib typo, apparently). Paula Dockery then played a major part in blocking this year's SunRail plan. 

Why Crist and Rubio Will Be Paying Attention to Tonight's New York House Election

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Florida's 2010 Republican primary and Today's New York's 23rd congressional district special election are two fronts on the same war: the ongoing battle in the Republican party that's pitting moderates and mainstreamers versus tea-baggers and Conservative activists.

And while the New York election's direct effects on the Sunshine State will be minimal, there is an important prize up for grabs between Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio: the all important talking point.

The whole thing is rather complicated, but in a nutshell President Obama appointed Republican Incumbent Republican John M. McHugh to the position of Secretary of the Army, so a special election was called and everyone pretty much expected the seat to remain in Republican control. So the local GOP leaders picked assemblywoman Dede Scozzafava, who happens to be pro-choice and believes Gay people should have some rights.

But, New York has a couple of wacky state-level third parties that usually just endorse the mainstream party candidates, but in this case the Conservative party decided to run their own guy, Doug Hoffman (who, will basically be a defacto Republican should he get to Washington).

NYT: Florida Crazy-Man Alan Grayson Is the Very First Liberal Wing Nut

Let's just get this out of the way: Riptide is the last place you'll read any criticism of Alan Grayson, the U.S. representative from Orlando, for his raging political Tourette's syndrome.

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We wish more politicians would jump on the Grayson crazy train.

What's better than hearing your local rep of accusing opponents of wanting hospital patients to "die quickly"? Or listening to him call a federal official a "K-Street whore" on national radio?

Or possibly our favorite Grayson quote, talking about his deep loathing for Dick Cheney:

I have trouble listening to what he says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth when he's talking.

Boom! You say, "lowering the national dialogue," we say pure political comedy gold.

Well, if you missed it this weekend, the New York Times "Week in Review" weighed in on the Grayson phenomenon and came up with a novel theory on the freshman rep: He might just be the first liberal wing nut.
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Could Joe Lieberman End Up Stumping for Charlie Crist?

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That Joe Lieberman, what's his deal lately? The former Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate lost the Democratic primary for his Connecticut Senate seat in 2006, only to win the general election. Since then he's been a bit of a loose flyer, and ended up campaigning for Republican John McCain in the Presidental election (infact, Lieberman was on board the Straight Talk Express when it got into a fender bender a few blocks from our offices), Sen. Susan Collins and Rep. Pete King in 2008. 

"I probably will support some Republican candidates for Congress or Senate in the election in 2010. I'm going to call them as I see them," Lieberman said in an ABC News "Subway Series" interview aboard the U.S. Capitol Subway System...

Jeb Bush: Obama Hates Capitalism

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Jeb Bush has emerged as one of the more sane and reasoned voices on the right, usually by keeping his foot a good distance from his mouth. His modus operandi since leaving office has been to keep a relatively low profile and remain a strong voice for conservatism while not making a buffoonery of the movement by shouting nonsense at the top of his lungs.

Well, until Wednesday at least. Speaking at the tenth U.S. Chamber Institute for Legal Reform Summit, Bush went off topic while responding to an audience member's question and painted President Obama as a capitalism-hater.

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"I think President Obama has used the bully pulpit as a way to attack capitalism," he said.

After a pause, he concluded, "That'll make the news."
In other words, Jeb Bush thinks Obama is a giant socialist, and Bush still takes a bit of glee in delivering a politically heated zinger.

[CNN: Jeb Bush: Obama trying to 'attack capitalism via Wonkette]

Marco Rubio: Flirting with Birthers

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Hey, Marco Rubio, do you think the President of the United States was born in America? 

"I don't know the answer to that."

That's what he told a Republican club meeting last night in the Panhandle. The rest of the quote, from Naked Politics: "He's been sworn in already...If someone had evidence they should have presented it a long time ago."

Also adding that he didn't want to "diminish" the Birther nuts who propagate the theory, even though there's no evidence, and every major, credible news organization has found that Barack Obama was actually born in America. If there's anyone who needs to be diminished, it's these loons. 

Of course that's Rubio, and these Birthers are his base. He doesn't want to say anything too outrageous, but he has no problem flirting with one of the most extreme and baseless threads of the American conservative movement. 

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