Florida may have a reputation for being the weirdest state in the nation, but apparently our collective taste in porn is pretty damn boring.

Porn search engine PornMD.com collected its most-used search terms over the past six months and broke them down geographically by American states and international countries. As it turns out, Floridians, or at least the Floridians who use the site, aren't all that kinky.

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After year's of hype, Tom Wolfe's Miami-set epic novel Back to Blood arrived to savage literary reviews and a telling indifference from local book readers. That doesn't mean the tome isn't getting any literary award love. It's been nominated for the very prestigious "Bad Sex in Fiction" award by the United Kingdom-based Literary Review.

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Miami's economy might soon get a deep injection of revenue from an unlikely source: the adult-film industry. Because amid all the hoopla of last week's presidential election, a new law passed in California that might shift hundreds of porn jobs to the Sunshine State.

Last Tuesday, Los Angeles residents left porn studios feeling limp by voting for the Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act. The initiative, proposed and backed by the L.A.-based AIDS Healthcare Foundation, makes it mandatory for porn stars to wear condoms in films. On top of that, studios must obtain permits from the county health department, with routine inspections to make sure no one is dipping his wick unprotected.

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​More than 2,000 of you responded, and what did we discover? Miami is having sex -- and lots of it. But that's not really surprising. Miami is a sexy city, filled with libidinous people.

In fact, Miami, you're so horny, the majority of you lost your virginity before turning 18, 91 percent of you admit you masturbate, and most have sex at least once a week. Must be all that heat.

But there's a lot more we learned about you, Miami, like you have a big-time affinity for threesomes and friends with benefits. But let's not, er, climax too soon. Read on to find out the full results.

Want our sex survey results in nifty poster form? Click here to download the PDF.

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Jessica Alba knows what we're talking about.

Unless you're under house arrest or are bedridden with bronchitis, there's really no reason to have sex indoors. Walls are so Topeka-ish.

We live in a subtropical paradise with very loose morals. There may not be a better city in the world in which to penetrate a friend in the fresh air.

For our upcoming Sex Issue, we scoured our expertise for the best places to have sex in public in Miami-Dade County. We've excerpted a couple here.

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Two weeks ago, Riptide broke the story that Shawn Loftis -- known on film as Collin O'Neal -- was canned from his Miami Dade Public Schools substitute teaching job when a principal found out about his prolific gay porn career.

Loftis tells us he still plans to fight the firing. In the meantime, he's gone back to his day job: traveling the world and having filmed sex with local hunks. For our upcoming Sex Issue, we Skyped Loftis in Cairo, which he was visiting with his "Papi", picked his brain about his job, and gleaned his, say, unique perspective on global politics. An outtake:

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​Jesus, you people are freaky. Your favorite position is doggy style -- what of the serene and wonderful missionary!? -- you cheat on your partner, and you've had sex with a stranger. Either Tiger Woods hacked our mainframe, or our readers' sex lives are far wilder than our own.

More than 2,000 of you filled out the Miami New Times Sex Survey. The comprehensive results will be published in next week's "Sex Issue," along with articles on all things naked, romping, and downright stank.

In the meantime, here are the few of the results. Thank you, readers, for being so... Miami-tastic.

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