Ryan Tannehill's "F-You" Game Totally Demolished the Raiders in London

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Ryan Tannehill has one question for the haters: How does his pass taste? Fancy yourself a second helping, do you?

Following an awkward week that felt like the worst dating show ever titled Joe Philbin Plays Hard To Get , Ryan Tannehill proceeded to rip the long-stemmed-rose out of his coaches hand, and stick it directly up the Oakland Raiders entire bums in London Sunday. The result, a 38-14 Miami Dolphins proper disposal of a piss-poor rubbish of an Oakland Raiders football team. It was a complete arse kicking, as they say.

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Miami Dolphins Fans Lead the NFL in Being Addicted to Their Smart Phones During Games

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Oh my God, I can't believe the Dolphins missed another first down / They're losing to the Chiefs / That's like so embarrassing / I can't even / Hey, do you wanna get another beer / I really need one / But first ... Let me take a #Selfie

Yes, apparently Miami Dolphins fans attending games at Sun LifeSstadium are doing just as much checking in on their social networks as they are actually watching the game. According to an analysis by AT&T, Dolphins fans lead the NFL in mobile data usage during games ... and it's not even a close call.

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Dolphins Release Gigapan of Chiefs Game So You Can See Every Miserable Face in Sun Life

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So many sad faces.
The NFL has been slowly rolling out a cool new feature this season. At select games, a specially assigned photographer with custom gear takes hundreds of ultra-high resolution photos and then stitches them together into a panorama called a "gigapan." The idea is that fans can later zoom into their section and find themselves and their friends at the game, hopefully not at the exact moment they vomit into the stairwells.

The Dolphins have just released their gigapan. Sadly, they chose to create it at last weekend's game against the Chiefs, a nadir for the once proud franchise that was so bad Fins fans brawled with each other in the upper decks. Now you can see almost every despondent, tortured face unlucky enough to have suffered through the 34-15 shellacking in person.

See also: Dolphins Were So Bad Against Chiefs That Fins Fans Attacked One Another in the Stands

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Are the Dolphins Cursed? The Case for the "Curse of the Tequesta"

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County officials check out the interior of the stadium April 24, 1987.
Times are tough for the Miami Dolphins. No matter what they do, nothing seems to go their way. Year after year, high hopes turn into epic disappointments. Now, with coach Joe Philbin in the hot seat and Ryan Tannehill's tenure as the Dolphins starting quarterback tenuous at best, the team seems to be on the brink of rebuilding once again. It's a vicious circle with which Dolphins fans have become all too familiar.

It's as if the Miami Dolphins are cursed. Actually, that explanation might not be as crazy as you think. The answer to why the Dolphins have gone from a perennial contender to an annual disappointment may have been right under our noses the entire time. Enter the Curse of the Tequesta.

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Dwyane Wade Debuts Blood-Splattered Sneakers Called "The Dexter"

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What's a Miami sneaker fiend to do now that LeBron James is back in Cleveland? Do you still rock your Nike LeBron XIs? Or do you consider Dwyane Wade's line with Chinese apparel company Li-Ning?

Because Wade has an eye-catching new design out aimed directly at anyone fascinated with Miami pop culture. Yep, his new kicks appear to be blood splattered, and they're called the "Dexter." As in that certain blood-splatter analyst by day and serial killer by night who stalked a fictional Miami on Showtime for eight seasons.


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Dolphins Were So Bad Against Chiefs That Fins Fans Attacked One Another in the Stands

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Sunday's 34-15 loss to the injury-depleted and talent-deficient Kansas City Chiefs proved that once again the Miami Dolphins have it all wrong. It's painfully obvious, and Dolphins fans can't take it anymore. In fact, the game was so bad that Fins faithful began kicking one anothers' asses in the stands -- all while wearing the same #AquaOut shirts.

The crushed hopes and dreams materialized into an all-out melee in the upper deck. But the fans involved were treated to an ejection and spared viewing the rest of this Dolphins performance, so I guess the joke's on the rest of us.

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Jameis Winston Suspended for Having Worst Taste in Memes

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Star quarterback Jameis Winston was suspended for half a game this week for shouting "Fuck her right in the pussy" around FSU's campus. There are probably think pieces or at least pointed tweets to write about how Winston caught more punishment for this than some of his other alleged misdeeds. Those have, will, and should be made, but instead we're just going to talk about memes.

Because Winston chose the worst meme from this summer to get suspended for.

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Six Reasons Nobody Goes to Miami Hurricanes Games at Sun Life

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When the Hurricanes announced their "Go to Fewer Games!" campaign before the season began, this is not what they meant. This past Saturday, the paid crowd of 41,519 for the Hurricanes' 41-20 win over Arkansas State looked like half that number in cavernous Sun Life Stadium, and it was a smaller crowd than that at any home game all last year. It's a disappointing trend for a team that once held arguably the greatest home-field advantage in college football.

OK, so Arkansas State isn't exactly a marquee matchup, but this week's game just emphasized a larger trend. The lack of support is puzzling on the surface. How could a fan base that was so in-your-face-vocal only a few years ago be so nonexistent today?

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Here's What That Fastball Did to Giancarlo Stanton's Face

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Giancarlo Stanton, the Marlins' sole source of hope, was escorted off the field last week after getting nailed in the face by a fastball thrown by Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Mike Fiers in an incident that later almost triggered a bench-clearing brawl. A fastball to the face is no small injury, and Stanton has released photos of the aftermath of the pitch and the result a week later. Beware: They're not supergruesome, but they're not for the squeamish either.

See also: Video: Marlins Star Giancarlo Stanton Takes Fastball to the Face


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Canes QB Kevin Olsen Arrested on DUI Charges, Had Five IDs on Him

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Is Kevin Olsen the next Seantrel Henderson? He's starting to seem like yet another highly touted University of Miami recruit who will end up being remembered more for his off-the-field antics.

Olson was arrested and booked at 4 a.m. this morning for driving under the influence and for possession of a fake or stolen ID after police stopped him in South Miami.

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