South Florida Only Part of South Not Making Tons of Racist, Homophobic Tweets

Categories: Twitter Mafia

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Ever wonder what part of the country all that hateful Twitter trash spews from? Well a new project out of Humboldt State University called "The Hate Map," shows you exactly what parts of the country likes to include negative slurs in their Twitter communiqués.

Interestingly, Miami-Dade is among the least hateful areas in the country. By these standards anyway.

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The Best Twitter Reactions to the NCAA Miami Bombshell

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The shocking hypocrisy of the NCAA admitting its own ethical flaps while investigating those of the University of Miami was tailor made for Twitter snark, and the Twitterati didn't disappoint. Though, it shouldn't be much a surprise that no one likes the NCAA.

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Congratulations! Florida Had the Least Racist Tweets After Obama's Reelection of Any Southern State

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As evidences by this BuzzFeed listicle the racist folks of American Twitter were none too pleased that President Barack Obama won reelection on Tuesday, and a new analysis by Floating Sheep found that most of the racist Tweets were coming out of -- surprise! -- the South. Don't worry though, Florida had the lowest concentration of racist Tweets in the region.

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Connie Mack Is Tweeting Out a Bunch of Illegal Pictures of Marked Ballots

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So, as we informed you this morning, it's totally illegal in Florida to take a picture of your marked ballot. Well, the Connie Mack campaign only reads Riptide when we write something about Connie Mack (usually followed up by a terse e-mail). So, Mack is just retweeting out pictures of his supporters' marked ballots like some sort of madman (while, also, somewhat hilariously using the hashtag #MackMentum).

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Michelle Obama Accidentally Endorsed by Miami-Dade's Twitter Account

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Those of us with access to professional organizations' Twitter accounts live in fear that we'll accidentally send a tweet meant for our own personal followers. I for one wouldn't want the entirety of @MiamiNewTimes' followers to know that I had a dream that Diplo was dating my mother. Oh, wait, whoops.

Anyway, someone who controls the official @MiamiDadeCounty Twitter account accidentally endorsed Michelle Obama in the 2016 presidential race last night.

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Ozzie Guillen Is Back On Twitter, Forgot How To Use Periods

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After announcing that he was sending his last Tweet ever back in May, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is officially back on the social networking and giving his period key a workout. Like, we seriously are wondering if Guillen has forgotten the correct way to type in his months-long Twitter absence.

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Chad Johnson Gets Evelyn Lozada's Face Tattooed on His Leg

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So, um, yeah, this seems awkward and kind of emotionally unhealthy. Weeks after being arrested for assaulting his wife, Evelyn Lozada, after which she promptly filed for divorce, former Dolphin Chad Johnson got a giant tattoo of Lozada's face on his leg.

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Miami Is the Fourth Most Tweeting City in America, Top 20 Worldwide

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There's a good chance you're an active Twitterer. Whether you're Tweeting because the club you're at is so boring there's nothing else to do, or because your're stuck in standstill traffic and decide to risk out a Tweet, Miamians like you Tweet a lot.

A recent study of geotagged Tweets sent this June shows that Miamians Tweet the fourth most of any city in America, and the 18th most of any city in the world. Which is impressive considering we're no where even close to being one of the most populous cities in America or in the world.

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Miamians Love to Tweet About Beer; the Rest of Florida Tweets About Church

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In what could have been a stupid idea but actually turned out pretty illuminating (especially from Florida's point of view), Floating Sheep mapped each county in the United States by how often its residents tweet about beer compared with how often they tweet about church. Miami-Dade, unsurprisingly, came in strongly on the beer side of the spectrum. The majority of Florida (including Broward and Palm Beach), meanwhile, likes to tweet about church much more.

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Chad Ochocinco Invited Recently Widowed Twitter Fan to His Wedding

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The Dolphins' Chad Ochocino may be a bit of an oddball, but you can't say his heart isn't in the right place. After receiving a Twitter message from a fan in Ohio who had recently lost her husband of 30 years, the wide receiver decided to invite her to his upcoming destination wedding to reality TV star Evelyn Lozada, and he's picking up the tab.

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