Florida Members of "Crazy White Boy" Gang Arrested for Bragging About Gang Membership on Facebook

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How crazy is that Crazy White Boy gang? So crazy members brag about being in gangs on Facebook and, get this, they don't even give a fuck. Whatever. Whatever. They do what they want.

Or they did until they got arrested.

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Florida Woman Arrested for Leaving U-Haul Full of Animals Outside Publix

Categories: WTF Florida

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When Hernando County Sheriff's deputies came out to investigate an abandoned U-Haul left outside a Publix in Spring Hill, Florida, they could already hear screaming before they opened the door. Once inside they found 50 cats and three dogs inside the simmering hot metal truck. The animals were individually stored in plastic containers similar to Tupperware.

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Florida Man Arrested for Pretending to Be Cop to Get Into Strip Club for Free

Categories: WTF Florida

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If a man is pretending to be a cop in a strip club it's usually because he's scheduled to perform on a stage à la Magic Mike. But when Darren Philip Walker showed up at a Florida strip club with fake cop gear it wasn't because he was there for amateur night. He just wanted to get into the club for free. Unfortunately for him real cops intervened.

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Kaitlyn Hunt, Florida High Schooler, Arrested and Expelled for Having a Teenage Girlfriend

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It was modern-day puppy love until police got involved.

Kaitlyn Hunt, an 18-year-old senior at Sebastian River High School in Indian River County, had been dating a 15-year-old girl through most of the school year, but when she turned 18 the other girl's parents called police and had Hunt charged with sex crimes.

Hunt's mother believes the other parents' disapproval with her daughter's sexuality might be to blame.

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Florida Woman Bites Boyfriend's Penis After He Refuses Sex

Categories: WTF Florida

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Listen, if you're hungry for the D, don't actually try to bite into the D. That's what Krystle M. Harrison tried to do when her boyfriend refused to engage in sex and now she's sitting behind bars.

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Pastor Who Worked at Disney World Caught Looking at Child Porn at the Office

Categories: WTF Florida

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Someone looking at child porn in the office is creepy. Someone looking at child porn while at Disney World is skin crawling. A pastor looking at child porn is just sick. Only in Florida, though, do you get pastors who work at Disney World getting caught looking at child porn and contacting underaged girls during office hours.

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Kiera Wilmot, Student Arrested for Science Experiment, Won't Face Charges

Categories: WTF Florida

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Kiera Wilmot, the teenage girl who was arrested, expelled from school and charged with two adult felonies all for conducting a science experiment on school grounds, will not face any criminal charges after all.

According to The Orlando Sentinel, the State Attorney's Office announced today it will not pursuit charges against the Bartow High School student.

See also:
- Kiera Wilmot's Failed Science Experiment Brings Out the Racism


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Florida Moms Arrested for Ditching Kids to Go on Mother's Day Booze Cruise

Categories: WTF Florida

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What is going on down here? First we got newlyweds getting arrested for trying to meet a hooker on their honeymoon, and now we've got moms abandoning their kids at bars to go on a drunken boat trip on Mother's Day. Special occasions: You're doing it wrong, Florida.

Billie Jean Williams, 27, and Mary Joyce Daffron, 28, were arrested in Ocala Sunday and charged with child neglect.

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Florida Secretly Shortened Yellow Light Times To Bust More Drivers With Red-Light Cameras

Categories: WTF Florida

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Remember when you got popped with that red light camera ticket last month and then ranted to anyone who'd listen about how it was all a giant conspiracy? "The yellow is too short!" you shrieked, waving your ticket in the air as everyone laughed. "They did it on purpose!"

Well, you don't look so crazy this morning. A Tampa TV station has found that FDOT subtly reworded state law two years ago to give cities wiggle room to shorten their yellow lights -- all so they could catch more drivers in red light camera traps.

See also:
- Non-Lawyer Bob Sherin Fights Red-Light Camera Tickets


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Man Arrested During His Florida Honeymoon for Soliciting a Prostitute

Categories: WTF Florida

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Generally, honeymoons should be sex-filled jaunts, but the general rule is that the sex should be with your new spouse, and not, say, an Orlando-area prostitute you met online. Especially when your new spouse doesn't know about it.

A 21-year-old man named Mohammed Ahmed was charged with solicitation of prostitution after he snuck away from his wife to try and commit such an act.

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