What ever happened to those decals of Calvin pissing on things? Back in the 90s, if your F-150 wasn't emblazoned with cartoon character mischievously urinating on [another truck company's name/a pictorial version of an abstract concept/your least-favorite sports team's logo] you didn't believe in anything. You weren't in the driver's seat of your own life. Those bootleg stickers made for the most populist form of social commentary ever, and they seems to have disappeared into the cultural vortex with other relics of the era, like "the Super 'S'" and Lisa Frank.
Fret not. One Florida man has decided to bring back the pre-Internet meme, and to do it IRL. Gainesville Police Department says that a man has been going around and peeing on University Florida students. Three incident reports have been filed thus far by Gator fans who allege they fell victim to a phantom pisser.More »